wetin u brin com?

hennessy, u are not invited

Ticket Please

Three lawyers and three engineers are
traveling by train to a conference. At the
station, each of the three lawyers buys a
ticket while the three engineers buy only
one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one
ticket?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

Aboard the train the lawyers take their
respective seats while all three engineers
cram into the restroom and squeeze the
door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around
collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom
door and says, "Ticket, please." The door
opens a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it
and moves on.

The lawyers are impressed with this clever
idea. One the way home from the
conference, they decide to copy the
engineers' technique. At the station, they
buy a single ticket for their return trip. To
their astonishment, the engineers don't buy
a ticket at all!

"How in the hell are you going to pull this
off?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They board the train. The three lawyers cram
into one restroom and the three engineers
cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs, one of the
engineers leaves his restroom and knocks
on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"

Good work bruv. But don't think 4 a sec that I don't know the joke sites you got some of your jokes from. But I will still hail you for making out the time to post them here. I really love what you are doing so keep the flag flying. I like to advise you that white jokes cannot and should not be applied in a Nigerian environment cuz the reader will find it hard imagining such a thing like OBJ in airforce one and the likes. Rather, post Nigerian jokes that have to do with Nigerian environmet and not edited white jokes which are not as funny as the original Nigerian jokes that one can easily relate to. Peace

thank you franklampard, you are too observant.

dani one love

The Devil was constantly challenging St Peter to a game of soccer, but St Peter refused, until one day while walking around' heaven he discovered that quite a number of international footballers had entered the 'pearly gates'.

"I think I'll arrange to play that soccer game," said St Peter to the Devil. "We have a great number of international soccer stars in heaven at the moment from which to select a winning team."

"You'll lose, you'll lose!" taunted the Devil. "What makes you so sure we'll lose?" enquired St Peter. "Because," laughed the Devil, "we have all the referees down here."

There is only one recorded instance in soccer history of a goalkeeper being struck by lightning during a match. The goalkeeper was killed instantly and went straight to Heaven. He was greeted by an Archangel who offered to show him around.

'Would you like to see our football pitch?' asked the Archangel.

'Football pitch?' said the goalkeeper. 'Do you play football here?'

'Of course,' said the Archangel. 'We're playing Hell tomorrow in the Cup and we needed someone in goal. Why do you think we sent for you?'

lol

funny jokes on here

foni yokes in here pls

Hi Sam Milla,
Your jokes are rib-crackingggggggggggggggg.

no go crack ya ribs oooo

smiley face of ma inlaw

ma meee be that

femo lala

u wan dey eye both aunty and niece abi?dats a tabooo,no resemble WC ooo.lol

yes ooo

yes ooo, yes ooo

na so u face be?

we miss your jokes sammy

my jokes have finished

Woaahh, Sam Villa Keep it coming plssss I don laugh tire hiaa

just a tip of the ice berg

D1KeleVra:

some times

u mean u're like an empty barrel?

anuofia