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Jokes: That's How The Fight Started by Affableacho(m): 12:27pm On Jul 18, 2015
Found this on FB,

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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happy weekend
Re: Jokes: That's How The Fight Started by StarryV(f): 3:20pm On Jul 18, 2015
What type of husband and wife is that ?
Re: Jokes: That's How The Fight Started by Timerkin1: 9:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
NEK
Re: Jokes: That's How The Fight Started by Timerkin1: 7:54pm On Aug 14, 2015
EKS

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