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Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 6:02pm On Mar 12, 2009
one guy is browsing, then his friend came.

friend: plz my guy, make i check this flash
owner of the system: okay now
friend: inserted flash

the next thin we will see his the kaspersky anti virus shouting kiiiiii kiiiiiiiiiiii kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kiiiiiiiiiiiiii non stop kiiiiiiiiiii kiiiiiiiiiii kiiiiiiiii

which kind virus come plenty inside ur flash like this, i no even no, this is a deases of the system ooooooo, its just like HIV
owner of the system: if no be say my system use condon him for don contact HIV
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by donsponky(m): 6:20pm On Mar 12, 2009
was that an experence? why do you put you flash drive inside the girl's computer shocked shocked?
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by donsponky(m): 6:22pm On Mar 12, 2009
that your flash drive that is inside you trouser no get control, na every system whey him dey enter grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Logba: 6:33pm On Mar 12, 2009
despite the situation, i hope the flash stayed enough time for the computer to come.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 6:47pm On Mar 12, 2009
sure now.

i use the anti virus scan the flash wella so till the flash talk say scanning completed and no more viruses.

after then i even format am to make sure no more.

lol
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 7:38pm On Mar 15, 2009
angry angry angry angry
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by CrazyMan(m): 8:43pm On Mar 15, 2009
Hmmm.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 8:54pm On Mar 15, 2009
Why this one wan change topic?
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 12:50pm On Mar 16, 2009
ask him nw
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by kenypumpin: 3:55pm On Mar 16, 2009
dt really nice ooo, if God could give all men and boiz that kin flash , d thing for good ooooo, grin grin
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 2:23pm On Mar 17, 2009
i can teach u how to get it if u dont mind
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Lolabbey: 5:00pm On Mar 17, 2009
na dat kain tin u dey sabi.if na to write ABC u go begin cry
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Ben13: 5:10pm On Mar 17, 2009
I still don't understand this joke o

can somebody explain to me with a small voice.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by CrazyMan(m): 5:15pm On Mar 17, 2009
You must pay me a consultation fee of N100,000 then an agreement fee of N50,000 and believe me, I would explain in details what it means.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Ben13: 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2009
crazy-pikin wat's up
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by sylve11: 5:22pm On Mar 17, 2009
am fine!, so what about ur home away from home?
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 6:01pm On Mar 17, 2009
Ben20001:

I still don't understand this joke o

can somebody explain to me with a small voice.


You wan confuse? Na those kin joke them dey tell for Yaba left, Na Romade tell me sha! grin
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by mykali(m): 6:05pm On Mar 17, 2009
Ben20001:

I still don't understand this joke o

can somebody explain to me with a small voice.


me too.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 11:08am On Mar 18, 2009
u too, na only watin we they see u be that.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by CrazyMan(m): 12:15pm On Mar 18, 2009
Ben I'm cool it's raining heavily here; How is Lagos?
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by sweetliet: 4:42pm On Mar 18, 2009
im lonely, somebody talk to me
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by dani1luv: 4:51pm On Mar 18, 2009
hisses in spanish and slaps bilms with left foot angry angry angry angry
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Lolabbey: 5:07pm On Mar 18, 2009
top dat rubish u are vomitin jorh
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by dani1luv: 5:11pm On Mar 18, 2009
OMG! is that true embarassed shocked
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 5:28pm On Mar 18, 2009
if anybody want to slap me, let it be sweetliet or lolabbey, infact u can slap me with every part of ur body i wont mind.


plz slap me.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2009
I know how to slap with my feet. smiley
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Ben13: 5:55pm On Mar 18, 2009
try it with dani na
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 6:04pm On Mar 18, 2009
*Slaps Benny with two feet* Nobody gives me orders! angry
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by Ben13: 6:07pm On Mar 18, 2009
Big Lie!
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by mykali(m): 9:07pm On Mar 18, 2009
sweetliet:

im lonely, somebody talk to me


guys have changed oh. shocked grin see a stranded chic feeling lonely and u guys just ignored her.
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 7:20pm On Mar 19, 2009
You sef no fit even reply. Instead u thought it wise to just quote her. Haba Myk! Guys don change but u don evolve. cheesy
Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by bilms(m): 8:19pm On Mar 19, 2009
na true oooooo

hi sorry honey, i am here 4 u.

i will keep u busy.

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