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Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 8:22am On Aug 04, 2015
illitrate:


Who tell u? na so dem dey spell illitrate?

Bros I no go school na. grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by odeku457(m): 8:41am On Aug 04, 2015
permsec:
Friedplantain, redoil, cowleg.... Ecoterrors, GoatandYamTheory..... But i so much love this monikers, Barcanista, Temitemi1,SeverusSnape,Mogidi, Firefire, Whynotthetruth. If i no mention u o vex abeg.These are the men are wailing for a better democracy. Thumbs Up!

Democracy Wailers.

#bigup

Odeku out!
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Heymus(m): 8:58am On Aug 04, 2015
Onila - okro seller, sexkill - magun, acidtalk - poisonous mouth, Ebama - ffo, boko haram - terrorist, iya ngbali - sugar mummy, etc
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by babatawa(m): 9:08am On Aug 04, 2015
bluntspade:
Babatawa,dickrider,egusisoup

Has anyone seen burantashii cheesy
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by beyondwalls: 9:09am On Aug 04, 2015
This buruntashi thing, waht is it n how does it work sef?

Achilies:
Barcanista sounds like burantashi.
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by beyondwalls: 9:13am On Aug 04, 2015
Haaaa! NL cracking ribs since 1400 CD
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:18am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
How did you come about yours cheesy


angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:19am On Aug 04, 2015
What is it mrcork? cheesy
MrCork:



angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by ffo(m): 9:20am On Aug 04, 2015
Heymus:
Onila - okro seller, sexkill - magun, acidtalk - poisonous mouth, Ebama - ffo, boko haram - terrorist, iya ngbali - sugar mummy, etc

you brought me into this again?
my monicker is nor funny at all
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:23am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
What is it mrcork? cheesy

....pliss do u hav Nyansh? angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:24am On Aug 04, 2015
undecided why are you looking for my yansh? grin
MrCork:


....pliss do u hav Nyansh? angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:29am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided why are you looking for my yansh? grin


....ermm sweeery I didn't ask u for life story & I didn't ask u for grama........I simply ask if u gots Nyansh!!! (((YES))) or MotherF*kin ((NO))?(no ofeinse) angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:32am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided why are you looking for my yansh? grin


...ok sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot...juss for the record. ANyways, do u hav Nyansh? angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:35am On Aug 04, 2015
undecided yes I've got a big fat bum tongue btw i just got through your posts, is this how you write or you are just faking it
MrCork:



....ermm sweeery I didn't ask u for life story & I didn't ask u for grama........I simply ask if u gots Nyansh!!! (((YES))) or MotherF*kin ((NO))?(no ofeinse) angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:37am On Aug 04, 2015
And your range rover is the answer to my question
MrCork:



...ok sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot...juss for the record. ANyways, do u hav Nyansh? angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:37am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided yes I've got a big fat bum tongue btw i just got through your posts, is this how you write or you are just faking it

ok then...sounds edible..... Type, shape, soft or had, complexsion, static or shakin? angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:39am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
And your range rover is the answer to my question

....yea...well ma Range Rover spot is only £28,000(cash) & am from London Pekam juss with only about £32,000 left in ma savins account....juss in case u wantto ask again! angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:42am On Aug 04, 2015
Cherry shaped butt, round , soft and shaking undecided I diat sad
MrCork:


ok then...sounds edible..... Type, shape, soft or had, complexsion, static or shakin? angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:45am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
Cherry shaped butt, round , soft and shaking undecided I diat sad


..yor Cake SOunds edible....YOU PASS!!! wink
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:45am On Aug 04, 2015
undecidedwell I never asked, boasting over nothing undecided undecided who knows you cant even afford a bicycle sad
MrCork:


....yea...well ma Range Rover spot is only £28,000(cash) & am from London Pekam juss with only about £32,000 left in ma savins account....juss in case u wantto ask again! angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:48am On Aug 04, 2015
undecidednope, i eat it all alone
MrCork:



..yor Cake SOunds edible....YOU PASS!!! wink
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:51am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecidednope, i eat it all alone

...No sweery u cant eat yor own cake....someone else has to eat it for u.. (a Guy).. do u hav problem wit English? ..pliss Google fullmeaniin of *Cake* (no oofeinse) angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Truckpusher(m): 9:55am On Aug 04, 2015
MrCork:


....pliss do u hav Nyansh? angry
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:55am On Aug 04, 2015
No I've got no problem with English, on the other hand am finding it difficult to read and understand yours, where dis you say you are from again? undecided
MrCork:


...No sweery u cant eat yor own cake....someone else has to eat it for u.. (a Guy).. do u hav problem wit English? ..pliss Google fullmeaniin of *Cake* (no oofeinse) angry
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:57am On Aug 04, 2015
EP-Enemies of progress everywhere undecided undecided
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Truckpusher(m): 10:00am On Aug 04, 2015
How can someone be bearing missgray? undecided
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:02am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
No I've got no problem with English, on the other hand am finding it difficult to read and understand yours, where dis you say you are from again? undecided

...ok ..juss in case u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am from London Pekam......and for the record, Pekam is not in Lagos or Nigeria so quit worryin...Pekam is in London England which means ama Londoner!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 04, 2015
Pls how on earth would someone call himself a truckpusher undecided undecided undecided
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:06am On Aug 04, 2015
undecided and so?
MrCork:


...ok ..juss in case u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am from London Pekam......and for the record, Pekam is not in Lagos or Nigeria so quit worryin...Pekam is in London England which means ama Londoner!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:06am On Aug 04, 2015
cheesy cheesy Pls don't tell.

dearpreye:


Tell me something!!!
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Truckpusher(m): 10:08am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
Pls how on earth would someone call himself a truckpusher undecided undecided undecided
Truckpusher represents dignity in labour. wink
Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Truckpusher(m): 10:11am On Aug 04, 2015
peppyluv02:
cheesy cheesy Pls don't tell.

*Just passing-by with my both hands tucked in my pockets , whistling Osadebe's song while watching peppyluv02 flirt with small small boys on NL* cheesy

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