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|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by toluwalomo(m): 12:04pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Illest punchlines Illest diss lines, 2 different things.
Punchlines are more about delivery, using explosive consonants and breaking/emphazing and even rhyming with syllables. What is said is supposedly secondary.
Naturally, dissing is part of rap so you cannot divorce the fact that disslines will creep into the punchlines irrespective.
But I am all for diss lines here, punchlines, rhymelines, rhyme-less lines just looking for creative and well crafted disses.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by khanye(m): 12:28pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Back in the days it was ok to Bleep with me
Now you say the wrong poo niggas hit ya up for me
Wait! Let me tell ya what your baby told me
You ain't got a street bone in your whole body
50 Cent - Tia Told Me (Rick Ross Diss)
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Bamsyle(m): 2:47pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Aiight, school me man . . .
I get whatcha mean, but punchlines and diss lines come under the 'battle aspect' of Rap. 'Punchline' is a general term for lines which may atimes include disses, jokes, etc. Most significant difference is punchlines always elicit laughter. Disses also do most of the time - but not always. Also, punchlines most times sound like they're not directed at anyone in particular. But they're used for battle raps.
Lemme illustrate with a joke:
A woman enters a bus with her baby and the following drama ensues:
Woman: Imagine that silly conductor . . . calling my baby ugly . . . infact, I think I should go and give him a piece of my mind.
Passenger: Goodness . . . he said that? . . . I really think you should . . . but whilst you do that, let me hold your monkey for you . . .
The punchline in the above . . . is the part where the passenger refers to the woman's baby as a monkey.
Same applies to Rap.
Ma point: Punchlines are jabs, though atimes may not come as disses to anyone in particular . . . atimes they come as brags - like when Big L said "I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't even met yet" . . . quite flimsy differences but punchlines are more omnibus in nature . . . it's a technical thing . . .
The usual practice is for peops to consider diss lines as punchlines when they're indirect - when they're not directed at anyone in particular . . . on the other hand, they consider 'em diss lines when directed at someone . . . if you check most battle raps, they contain loads of punchlines . . . Canibus' '2nd Round K.O' is an example - that song contains several punchlines . . . but because they were directed at a name, a face - LL; they are termed 'diss' lines and considered different from punchlines . . .
'Neways, we're here to have fun . . . you said it all when you said you're "just looking for creative and well crafted . . ." (diss) lines . . . I'll dig up some more and post 'em . . .
But I can assure you of one thang - the best crafted diss lines are punchlines . . . if this thread stays around for long, you'll see most of the lines posted under "Illest Hip Hop Punchlines" being replicated here.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by rapjunkie(m): 2:56pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Oh boy, your grammer too much for us o
You a hip hop journalist or something? Anybody trying to argue with you is ON A LOOOOOONG TIN!!!!
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Bamsyle(m): 3:01pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Hehehe . . . I like the term "Hip Hop Journalist" . . . I might practise that full-time in the States one day . . .
Do I argue that much??
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by khanye(m): 3:17pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Yes bo$$ (Mr Lec.)
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by rapjunkie(m): 3:20pm On Mar 17, 2009|
First off, f*ck your songs and the poo you say/
Diss my wife, but at least I got a b*tch, you gay/
You claim to be a muslum, but you Irish-White/
So f*ck you, fat boy, drop the mic, let's fight/
Eminem in 'Quitter' where he disses Everlast. In the second half of the song the beat changes to Tupacs ' hit em up' beat and Eminem & D12 use a similar rhyming structure to Tupac's diss
One of my all time favorite diss tracks ever!!!
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by toluwalomo(m): 3:58pm On Mar 17, 2009|
Good looking out. We are both on the same Hip Hop wavelength.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Bamsyle(m): 4:18pm On Mar 17, 2009|
You guys want me to start arguing that I don't argue . . . oops . . .
Aiight my man
"I'll run your brain around the block to jog your f*****g memory
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
"313" - Eminem
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by ~Sauron~: 11:35pm On Mar 18, 2009|
I put him in a leather mask
Spray his Bottom with a can of pepper gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
Nigga, pick a tougher task. See who the Bleep will last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin iron up the Bottom
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by luck007(m): 11:59pm On Mar 18, 2009|
T.I to Shawty Lo
"so you up and coming rapper wanna diss, just kill it
i'm officially the realest, point black, period
Whether I still live in the hood or just visit
whatever u can do in the hood I done did it"
T.I is great, no doubt
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Young j(m): 8:48am On Mar 19, 2009|
Daddy is ja rule taller than me , no haile you guyz are same size Eminem @ Jarule
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by rapjunkie(m): 12:36pm On Mar 19, 2009|
I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
A 83 year old fake Pacino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
Without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please don't, youl probably fall with me
And our asses will both be history
But then again you'll finally get your wish
Cause you be all over the street like 50 Cent
Eminem ' nail in the coffin' Benzino diss
I must admit, this white boy certainly knows how to make a diss track
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by toluwalomo(m): 4:01pm On Mar 19, 2009|
tru dat, datz sum ill -ish
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Wordsmith(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19, 2009|
". . .When i drop this solo poo. . ./
it's over with//i just bought a Cage CD and dubbed over it"/
Eminem - (on Role Model dissing Cage)
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by slimghost(m): 10:33am On Mar 20, 2009|
lemmie start 4rm the beginning, u aint reppin the streets,
u 4rm the outskirts of detroits, where the bitches meet.
Am gonna pull ur skirts up, xpose ur true sex,
antagonise ur label till i get my respect.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by slimghost(m): 10:49am On Mar 20, 2009|
Ray Benzino to Eminem
Dont make me have to backslap ur mums if u smile,
am serious, u aint gon respect her, why shpuld i?
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Young j(m): 1:42am On Mar 21, 2009|
@slimghost what d title of d damn song men! I wan download am
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by darequam(m): 11:19am On Mar 22, 2009|
My enemy's enemies are my friends
And my semis they like Siamese twins
see em up close, you wont see poo again
Like every fairytale, boy your life has to end
Try me, get blown away way way
go head try me get blown away way way
Nigga I bleed blue, I swear I bleed blue
You thinkin I'm a crip, I'll motherfuckin trip
The cool-out blood, maybe I'm all blood
Find out what a nigga bout when you catch a slug
Maybe I'm maniac, maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm exactly what my bleeping hood made me
Maybe I'mma do 25 years for murder
Maybe cuz it's clear I'm the clip inserter
I done lost my best friend, he died of cancer
Call me a cheetah, I attack like a panther.(50cent-officer ricky go ahead, dis)
i use to think 50's done but, if he wrote dis lyrics, then he's still fit.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Young j(m): 3:25pm On Mar 22, 2009|
Dj khaled : we the best , 50 cents : yeah you the best you the cocksuckin best, am nt friendly am antisocial try me i'll be fuckin you Bottom up like am suppose to, (that waz 50 cents takin a swipe @ dj khaled in the diss song 'officer ricky go ahead try me)
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by darequam(m): 4:34pm On Mar 22, 2009|
I think he did mention lilwayne's name at the end of that song, Saying something like before he gets to dre he'l av to get to him.
Is lil dissin the whole click or just dre.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by slimghost(m): 12:07pm On Mar 23, 2009|
@young j, d name ofd trak is pull ur skirtup.i think
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by ~Sauron~: 6:28pm On Mar 26, 2009|
I intertwine with rhymes like
Two girls livin together havin they menstrual cycles at the same time.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by janedoe(f): 9:05pm On Mar 27, 2009|
Will smith(Freakin it)
Mr clean yet the fact remains
Got girls that dont speak english screamin my name
All you rappers yellin about who you put in a hearse
Do me a favor write one verse without a curse
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by ~Sauron~: 12:01am On Mar 28, 2009|
I'm the illest rapper in America/
MCs can't see me cuz i'm too quick for the human retina to register/
"while you was in a gymnasium/i was putting chainsaws to craniums/
blazing homosapians in the atrium/ ripping jaws off aliens"
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Phillfree(m): 3:12am On Mar 28, 2009|
YOUNG BUCK DISS 50
If a real nigga cry then it's real pain, i'm so real my nigga i don't feel ashamed, ain't no p***y in my pants i'm a G, without me ya just the unit id, cos in the south we consider u weak, nigga whn i speak the streets get relieved, the true fact abt this beef, a victim of defeat when your album was released when Jay-z made Kanye look like the best, u told Jim Jones it was beef, u try to get some Newyork love atleast, but they lovin me, i'm laughin at u while u re worried abt me, when ur punk Bottom respond i 'll give u verse 3, haha we see.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Phillfree(m): 3:23am On Mar 28, 2009|
Yuck mouth diss game
Surge Knights slap that nigga, he can't do poo
disrespect the Eazy tatoo, u ain't good for this
had an album wit JT that didn't do poo
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Phillfree(m): 3:32am On Mar 28, 2009|
YOUNG BUCK DISS JA RULE (Black gloves)
i'm ready for the out come,
why u walk around without a gun?
Or do u want one of ur niggas to get kill then u wanna run and get one?
F**k that i'm callin up names
Ja rule, u re null
i don't care hw it started,
f**k me, f**k u,
when Yayo get back home,
we gonna get this nigga goin,
but for now nigga hold on,
i ma show u hw to break a bone,
cashville Ten-nekey nigga,
new york we hear,
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Phillfree(m): 4:20am On Mar 28, 2009|
STREETS ON LOCK(Jezzy dissin Gucci Manne)
These niggas just hating they ain't talking bout poo
I'm a grown Bottom man I flip my own brick
I don't need yo help I can own my own Joystick
Ain't no NaughtyPerson help me write my rhymes
Ain't no nigga pay for my studio time
See me at the top and want to claim my fame
Nigga took my chain yea motherfuckin right
You better off saying a nigga took my life
Want to assassinate my character but I ain't acting
It ain't adding up so you niggas subtracting
B.I.G. said it first more money more problems
The why I see it more problems more money (whatsup)
Eyes wide shut I don't see these niggas
Cause deep in your heart you want to be me nigga
Want to stand in my shoes
Want to Bleep my hoes
Want to live my life
Want to rock my shows (noooo)
Ya young punks with ya loose Bottom lips
I keep a AR with them loose Bottom clips
What type of real nigga name himself after a bag
Nigga you's a hoe, a Loui Vuitton gay
My name ain't Joystick so keep it out ya mouth
It is what it is look I am Da South.
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by eyonigger(m): 9:22am On Mar 28, 2009|
Heard alot of punch lines, rap disses has made me freeze, bt I think my own lines makes the difference:
You think ur gonna shock me? Nah! I'll shock you with a 360kv electrical Volt/
I'll whip your Bottom like Obama did to Mccain with 365 electoral vote/
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by don jazzie(m): 10:57am On May 26, 2009|
Tony Yayo can't tell you how a phantom rides,
He's a Monkey, I own Tigers
Everything I touch is on Fire.
Blame it Jamie foxx ft Rick ross, et al
Rick ross @ Tony Yayo
|Re: Rap: Diss Lines That Make You Go Whoa! by Boyolity: 11:33am On Jul 03, 2009|
, [b][/b][i][/i][color=#990000][/color]You say you got doe
And you still skinny
Long neck coco-yam head like a guinea
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