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| Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 11:00pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Should I say it happens only in Nigeria or what? There are some things you won't imagine someone going to do in the banking hall but they truly happen. Not all the faces you see in the bank are there for normal bank activities. I as a living witness, I've done most of the things am about to list: TO CATCH FUN: You may be like "is banking hall a cinema?" anyway it ain't a cinema but a lot of drama happens in there which can entertain you. Some guys may decide to go to bank if they are bored at home, maybe they can meet some fine babes or to throw some funny comments. That reminds me a day when a lady showed up from no where just to jump the queue and enter d middle, she was challenged by a woman and the next.thing d lady said was "I am in his back" the guy she was referring to just responded with full seriousness "Blood of Chisos!!!  you mean you're in my back?" and almost everybody on the queue began to laugh 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 11:01pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
RELAXATION WITH COLD WATER: sounds weird I think, anyway to me it is not awkward, bank is a very good place to relax in case d sun on the street is too much and you're not rushing to anywhere. It is very simple to do, this is how I do it, I enter d nearest bank, fill a teller queue for about two minutes, I tell someone on the queue I'll be right back, them dash to where their water is and do the needful, I return to the queue or I leave immediately. |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 11:01pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
TO USE TOILET: This is not really funny when d Shit don catch you finish. Some niggas go dey street and shit go dey hol them, d next think na bank, how do they do it? they go straight into the bank like normal customer, get a teller fille and politely walk up to a security man, "where is your gent" lol. 9ja! 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 11:02pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
TO GET PEN: This may sound impossible or like exaggeration, well I've done before. I intentionally left home for bank just to take pen Co's my roommate refused to lend me his, I told him I would go and get 2 pens from bank and I did. He could not stop laughing when I and back home with two ballpoint pens, I was staying around banks then anyway (Panseke Abeokuta) I entered and took deposit slip as usual, borrowed pen from two different people and left. The man that opened the exit door for me still said "thank you for banking with us ". lol MAY GOD FORGIVE ME 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
I KNOW SAY JETJACKY DEY DO ALL OF THEM...  2 Likes |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 11:03pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
CHARGING: This is common but rarely practised , any time I wanna try this I use to dress very decent to avoid embarrassment and I don't use more than 30 minutes. A security officer has once challenged me @ FCMB Okelewo Abeokuta when I refused to leave, I responded without shaking "I'm waiting for someone on the queue", in d next ten mins I disappeared, of course I've charged my device. you can add yours Hawlahscho |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Michaeljnr225(m): 11:05pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
W |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Omotayor123(f): 11:19pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Nice list. Funny though. @To get cool water. What happened to #5 sachet water  |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by cheddahboy(m): 11:48pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Omo See Format, I must add these to my Bucket List. |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by ITbomb(m): 11:57pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Interesting |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 12:12am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Omotayor123 Freemanan Michaeljnr225 Come and use your booked space  |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 7:40am On Jul 24, 2015 |
 Hawlahscho: |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 8:19am On Jul 24, 2015 |
cheddahboy: Who will you now say you learnt them from? |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 8:21am On Jul 24, 2015 |
ITbomb: Yes. until the owner of the pen calls you back "Bro, you never return my pen and u dey go" |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 8:25am On Jul 24, 2015 |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 8:27am On Jul 24, 2015 |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Omotayor123(f): 9:20am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Hawlahscho:Chai... You bad oooo. Thanks for the revelation though... Now I know. 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 9:42am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Omotayor123: Lol are u saying you won't lend your pen to anybody in d banking hall again Come on! be friendly.  remember what Dr Ben Carson said "Be nice to people even when you don't have to be. Everybody is useful" |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Michaeljnr225(m): 10:34am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Hawlahscho:LOL. "W" as in "Dobuluyu" |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 10:42am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Michaeljnr225:lol |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Dannidom(m): 10:58am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Op na comfam badoo 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Chestar5(f): 11:39am On Jul 24, 2015 |
What ofPeople that write on the deposit room wall  , always funny 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by psyqs(m): 4:49pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
[size=14pt]booking[/size] |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Godskidmidas(m): 7:41pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
To take pictures |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Michaeljnr225(m): 8:16pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Hawlahscho:Thank u "LOL" for helping niggas when they got nothing to say |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 10:35pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Michaeljnr225:You no dey laugh |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Michaeljnr225(m): 10:45pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Hawlahscho:Just found this; www.nairaland.com/2473288/26-pictures-make-re-evaluate-entire/1#36241248  |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Jetjacky(m): 11:54am On Jul 26, 2015 |
Lol my read down see waiting you mean by that Freemanan: |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Jetjacky(m): 12:08pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Lol free man I have only gone to the bank for charging reason, and I succeeded, the receptionist on the help desk was a very nice beautiful lady, who fancied me lol.... So one of the free services na charging . Happy Sunday mate .......$$ Freemanan: |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Jetjacky:confirm.. Wish you the same Mate.. 1 Like |
| Re: Weird Things People Do In The Banking Hall by Hawlahscho(m): 9:56am On Aug 15, 2015 |
lalasticlala |
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