Ok. Never knew I was gonna experience my most dreaded encounter today.

It all started this afternoon. After I had decided to spend the weekend in my parent's house in PH, I hurriedly left my apartment for AKTC in Uyo, Akwa ibom state.
On getting to AKTC, I purchased a ticket for the vehicle that would convey me to port harcourt. I had to fill up the only space left at the back of vehicle.
There I met this guy who was sitting just next to me. He kept staring at me. Perplexed by his unwarranted stare, "good afternoon" , I greeted.
"how are you", he replied with a simper.
"i'm fine thank you" was my response. I plugged in my headphone to enjoy my journey. Dude never stopped staring at me but for my mind, "i no send you" .

After some minutes, dude called my attention an asked if i was someone. Unfortunately for him i wasn't. He told me he's a corper and a graduate of political science from ABSU. We started talking and it was like we'd known ourselves for a long time. He brought out a brochure and started showing me some of his friends. He'd point at a guy and he'd say "this one na tibi". Tibi another name for gay in case you don't know. I pretended as though i knew not what it meant. I was just waiting for the perfect time to cut ties between us.

Whilst still on the journey, dude hung his arm around my neck and started advising me against partying in school, having a girlfriend and so on. Next thing, dude started telling me that i'm handsome. I thought it was still part of the advice. He blew his cover when he started romancing my cheek muttering words like "it feels soft".

"thanks for the advice sir but you'd be doing yourself some good and saving yourself an embarrassment if you could get your hands off me" I muttered. Dude was shocked. My warning really sent shiver down his spine.

He never talked to me again or looked my direction. Thank goodness


#TrueLifeStory

Thank God for ur life

This is Super story!!!

where did u goto do ctrl c+ ctrl v

cc: lalasticlala, obinoscopy, ishilove

THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE. YOU FOR DON DEY YEAR PAMPERS.

Person wey u for punch straight for throat without question or explanation.
Lubbish

Guy thank God for your life. If to say you no react, you for don join them

LieDetector:
Guy thank God for your life. If to say you no react, you for don join them

I swear water for don dey drip via my ass

Teeboy15:
Person wey u for punch straight for throat without question or explanation.
Lubbish

violence is not always the solution bro

phayvoursky:
THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE. YOU FOR DON DEY YEAR PAMPERS.

lol. Pampers ko, Always ultra pad ni

KingKonga:
where did u goto do ctrl c+ ctrl v

I guess you missed the part where I used a hash tag

bluntspade:
This is Super story!!!

sorry. Not super story but true life story