[b][/b]year jan: i need feb: i killed mar: i slept with apr:i raped may: i slapped june: i hugged july: i played with august: i jumped on sep: i got drunk with oct: i spat on nov: i kissed dec: i love [b][/b]select a day 01:someone 02:a donkey 03: a monkey 04: a baboon 05: an elephant 06: my cousin 07: my gf/bf 08: ronaldo 09: nicky minaj 10: a clown 11: a drunkard 12: a hobo 13: a genious 14: a gorilla 15. a virgin 16: chris brown 17: a pig 18: a model 19: nobody 20. my dog 21. my first love 22. my ex 23. an old man 24. a dinosaur 25. kim kardashian 26. a prostitute 27. the lecturer 28. my best friend 29. a cat 30. an old friend 31. an idiot [b][/b]select the year of birth! 1980: in a bar 1981: in a car park 1982: in a dirty pond 1983: in an ocean 1984: in a police van 1985: in a garage 1986: in a forest 1987: in a swimming pool 1988: in a toilet 1989: in a garage 1990: in a hotel room 1991: in a bus 1992: in a taxi 1993: on my bed 1994: in the river 1995: in our room 1996: on the playground 1997: without my pants/boxers 1998: on the house roof 1999: with my eyes open 2000: but i'm lying TYPE UR SENTENCE!

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An elephant kissed december on the playground jux joking..but thatz the funiest