If you've not believed any of those stories of people who died, went to heaven/hell and then came back, you just have to believe my own. Hehehe! My story goes like this:

1. I was just there alone thinking, thinking why farts seem to smell good in the bathroom. ''maybe it's because it goes in contact with the soap's deodorant or something'' I thought.

2. I was still thinking when my phone rang. It was one of the local football coaches I know. He told me there would be a screening in Owerri (or Owere as it sounds.)

3. So the next morning, I prayed for injury free football and accident free travel. Went into the bathroom, took my bath, entered the next bus and got my ass down to Owerri. (if you know Dan. Anyiam Stadium)

4. I got there, my brethren, over 2million people were there. I first met the coach, he said he had submitted my name. I thanked him, went strait to the nearest provision store and ordered a bottle of water. Just to calm my rising presure you know.

5. The screening had started. Everyone showcasing talent. I sat down and observed. While my heart beats!

6. I was fixed in, finally! I was playing as a winger. First second touch my heart stopped beating. And then a cross was laid....

7. I lifted so I can head he ball into the goal post. Missed the ball and landed on my back: GBIM!!! I fainted. It wasn't a joke...

8.Something strange happened. Everywhere was moving, I started seeing things in a backward direction. I loved the feeling.

9. Just like how they flashback in Nollywood movies, I was not there anymore, I saw a white paradise. I saw the beauty! Friends, it was heaven!

10. Suddenly, someone patted me from behind, it was Fela. Fela Kuti! He smiled at me and offered me a roll of weed (igbo). I rejected. I even saw our late president: Yaradua. He was drinking tea.

To be continued...

Please comment and don't jus view...

11. So I smiled at late Mr President and he smiled back. Guess who else I saw....

12. I saw two hefty angels. They were Angel Gabriel and Angel Daniel. Angle Gabriel was drinking Alomo Bitters. Heavenly Alomo Bitters! With 'DORO GAB' boldly written at the back of his white gown. I was shocked!

13. Then to my surprise and from nowhere my late grandfather appeard. He asked after everybody at home. ''there're all good'' I replied.

14. Afte he had left, from far I saw brother Michael Jackson, he was entertaining a large crowd. I was was very happy until my late senior sister appeard....

15. She asked what I was doing there. She said the time was not yet ripped for me. I became sad! And before I could open my mouth to utter a word I heard: kpaaa! She slapped me....

15. She asked what I was doing there. She said the time was not yet ripped for me. I became sad! And before I could open my mouth to utter a word I heard: kpaaa! She slapped me....

16. I woke up (in the real life) and realized it wasn't my sister who slapped me. It was one of the officials. They wanted to restore my spirit!

LMAO

17. I smiled slowly. A bottle of soft drink was offered me. I drank as I watched others play.

17. I smiled slowly. A bottle of soft drink was offered me. I drank as I watched others play.

Honestly, I donkt know wat to say or type rather...wait o...

18. I came back and kept every every to my self. Not even my mother was told. It did not stop my love and passion for football still. I bless Jah on daily dailies!

Moral Lesson: Don't give up on you dreams nomatter how hard it may seem to live it. Thank you!

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popweezy:
Honestly, I donkt know wat to say or type rather...wait o...

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popweezy:
Honestly, I donkt know wat to say or type rather...wait o...

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Midehi:
LMAO

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kelvinclint:
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Now you can post ur comments...

I just have one question.

What on earth did you smoke this Sunday?

Ordinarily I wouldn't have commented here... but I just choose to cus I have had personal experience, n it seem u joking with real life issues, and to put people in line


In 2004 (about 11yrs ago) when my dad was very sick, we ran to different hospitals, during our stay in one of the hospitals, My elder sister who was born again then (she's now a pastor) led him to christ... while in that hospital my Dad was close to death; he was literarily dead; but somehow he came back to life; when he did, he knelt down and was in profuse tears, crying seriously, and apologizing for the wrongs he had done... he told us of where he was; what he saw, and that he was needed to come and apologise (he was asked to do so) ... I have never seen my dad cry b4; that was my 1st ...

My brother; u shouldn't joke about everything, there is truely life after death....

Mattkent:

I just have one question.
What on earth did you smoke this Sunday?

LOL....

Mattkent:

I just have one question.
What on earth did you smoke this Sunday?

LOL....