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When A Guy Is Too Smart!!! by sambas: 8:28pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
A lady decided to give herself a
big treat for her 70th birthday by
staying overnight in a really nice
luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next
morning, the desk clerk handed
her a bill for $250.00. She
demanded to know why the
charge was so high "I agree it's a
nice hotel, but the rooms aren't
worth $250..00 for just an
overnight stay - I didn't even
have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is
the 'standard rate,' and breakfast
had been included had she
wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the
Manager.
The Manager appeared and,
forewarned by the desk clerk,
announced: "This hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge
conference center which are
available for use." "But I didn't
use them." ''Well, they are here,
and you could have."
He went on to explain that she
could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which they
were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers
from all over the world
performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those
shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you
could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the
Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the
Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion,
and with the Manager still
unmoved, she decided to pay,
wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when
he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for
only $50.00" "That's correct" she
replied "I charged you $200.00
for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you
madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and
you could have." 1 Like |
Re: When A Guy Is Too Smart!!! by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Funny Indeed |
Re: When A Guy Is Too Smart!!! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Lol!!!!! 50/50. No Cheating. |
Re: When A Guy Is Too Smart!!! by Dega128(m): 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
sambas: |
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