share your crazy ex stories here.

Haven't had any crazy stalker exs. But I'm sure there's a few who want me dead and wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet between my eyes if given the opportunity.

My crazy ex story:
1. Met her ystrday.
2. She boned me 2dae.
3. And 2mor.
4. The dae afta.
5. She ran away the nxt dae. . .

Dang girl! What you do?Lol

Czarskit:

My crazy ex story:
1. Met her ystrday.
2. She boned me 2dae.
3. And 2mor.
4. The dae afta.
5. She ran away the nxt dae. . .

thats easy. . . .
how did u do that?

She did. . .not me. I tink u shuld ask her not me. I was just a participant. . .

met her on thur and got her no. took her out on friday. she shegged me in my car same friday then visited my house on sat and did round 2. since then she has refused to let me be.

boladonas:

humnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
i dont kiss and tell
my ex is still closer to me than her present boyfriend!

meaning you still they enter your ex
abeg God sabi your No. oooooo
leave the baby for her man now

The case of the Ex. . . . . . . . for a while mine refused to go away quietly, claimin no one can do him like I do!

sista-jay:

The case of the Ex. . . . . . . . for a while mine refused to go away quietly, claimin no one can do him like I do!

Wow - aint you the luckiest human being living?

i am

ex keepers are liable to die young

let by-gone-be by-gone

4give those who offend u but 4get not their names

I have had ex's do the following:

Break in my house so that I would run to them for comfort (my neighbor told me who did it)
Sit outside my house and watch me (3 exs did this)
Pop up at stores I am at out of my neighborhood
Set two girls to beat me up then after i beat thier asses tried to blackmail me into getting back with him
Calling and hanging up
Calling and pretending to be someone else
Disobeying a court order to stay away or go to jail for 3 years
Flatten my tires so i can run to him for help
showing up at my house unannounced.

will be back later with more

lmao! sistawoman u have had the best of the crowd

my ex story is disturbing me. so i will like to share it.
she is an ex before my last ex.
met sometimes in '99, we parted ways 2001.
met sometimes last year again.
she is getting married this year (i am not and i dont intend to this year).
but since last year, we 've been DOING IT over and over again.
yet she is about to get married.
i told her off, but she wouldnt budge.
i am confused.

wat goes around comes around

sistawoman:

I have had ex's do the following:

Break in my house so that I would run to them for comfort (my neighbor told me who did it)
Sit outside my house and watch me (3 exs did this)
Pop up at stores I am at out of my neighborhood
Set two girls to beat me up then after i beat thier asses tried to blackmail me into getting back with him
Calling and hanging up
Calling and pretending to be someone else
Disobeying a court order to stay away or go to jail for 3 years
Flatten my tires so i can run to him for help
showing up at my house unannounced.

will be back later with more

oh boy that's what I called a crazy ex

Sexyleamon

Have only one ex. Ended amicably though.
His then new girlfriend won't let me be. Had to close down my HI5 because of her (during the hi5 era).

na whaooooooooooo

aje49ja:

Sexyleamon

lol that didn't answer the question

boladonas:

humnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
i dont kiss and tell
my ex is still closer to me than her present boyfriend!

hmmm. . .so u just did

Ex
Do I have ex ?

@ sexyleamon, sistawoman, bluespice, romade oluwafemi113 & co
quit this shit thread and go to fresher topic.

Sogyboy:

@ sexyleamon, sistawoman, bluespice, romade oluwafemi113 & co
quit this shit thread and go to fresher topic.

Why what is wrong about talking about crazy ex's?

Are you a crazy ex?

Have you ever done any of the things mentioned in this thread?

sistawoman:

I have had ex's do the following:

Break in my house so that I would run to them for comfort (my neighbor told me who did it)
Sit outside my house and watch me (3 exs did this)
Pop up at stores I am at out of my neighborhood
Set two girls to beat me up then after i beat thier asses tried to blackmail me into getting back with him
Calling and hanging up
Calling and pretending to be someone else
Disobeying a court order to stay away or go to jail for 3 years
Flatten my tires so i can run to him for help
showing up at my house unannounced.

people who usually have such past have a bad relationship habit

@poster never had any crazy ex

sweetpie23:

people who usually have such past have a bad relationship habit

How do you mean?

sistawoman:

How do you mean?

I mean why would your ex be acting in such a ruthless manner?

sweetpie23:

I mean why would your ex be acting in such a ruthless manner?

You cant answer a question with a question sweetie.

You made a statement and I am asking you to clarify what

bad relationship habit

means.