Hungry and Broke

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.


However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the CONTINUE rEADING at http://naijaconfam.com

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@Op Walai thunder fire you! .
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guys see the joke here jare!
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Hungry and Broke
There were three men living together in London.
An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian.
They were all starving because they didn't have
money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London
restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being
seated, he ordered a three course meal with
white wine. When he had finished the meal, the
waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
shouted! The waiter was very confused because
he could not remember being paid. But because
he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into
the same restaurant and ordered a five course
meal with red wine. When he was finished
eating, the waiter came by to collect the money
for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES.
BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian
shouted. This time the manager came and had
to calm down the West Indian, because he did
not want anything to upset the other customers.
He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And
you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a
cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal
on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he
had finished, the waiter came to collect the
money for the meal, But before the Nigerian
could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir,
I have been having all sorts of problems all day
and I can't understand it. Two other people like
you came in earlier and ate, and they say that
they paid me but I don't remember getting any
money from them so, " Before he could finish, the
Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I
SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR
PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY
CHANGE!!"

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@Op Walai thunder fire you! .
.
.
.
guys see the joke here jare!
.
.
.
.
Hungry and Broke
There were three men living together in London.
An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian.
They were all starving because they didn't have
money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London
restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being
seated, he ordered a three course meal with
white wine. When he had finished the meal, the
waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
shouted! The waiter was very confused because
he could not remember being paid. But because
he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into
the same restaurant and ordered a five course
meal with red wine. When he was finished
eating, the waiter came by to collect the money
for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES.
BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian
shouted. This time the manager came and had
to calm down the West Indian, because he did
not want anything to upset the other customers.
He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And
you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a
cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal
on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he
had finished, the waiter came to collect the
money for the meal, But before the Nigerian
could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir,
I have been having all sorts of problems all day
and I can't understand it. Two other people like
you came in earlier and ate, and they say that
they paid me but I don't remember getting any
money from them so, " Before he could finish, the
Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I
SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR
PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY
CHANGE!!"

hahaha . Nigerian chop . won still collect money on top. naija for live