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Jokes: You Can Never Win Doctor Akpors by MRpii(m): 5:20pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Akpors tried and tried but could not find a job, so he gathered all the money he could squeeze out of friends and family, and opened a tiny local clinic with a sign outside that read “GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.” A dubious man walked past the clinic with the sign and thought it was a great opportunity to earn 100k from whoever put up the sign, so he walked and the following drama took place: Dubious Man: I have lost my sense of taste Akpors: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth Dubious Man: Ugh..this is kerosene. Akpors: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k (The annoyed Dubious Man goes back after a few days to recover his money) Dubious Man: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything Akpors: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth. Dubious Man (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste Akpors: Congrats. If you remember that it means you have got your memory back. Give me 20k. The fuming Dubious Man pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Dubious Man: My eyesight has become very weak Akpors: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k Dubious Man (staring at the cash): But this is 20k, not 100k Akpors: Ah congrats, so you can see how much, meaning your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k! You can’t beat an Akpors!! One word for Akpors 3 Likes |
Re: Jokes: You Can Never Win Doctor Akpors by Teeboy15(m): 10:14pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
nice |
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