I laughed till tears rolled down my eyes.
I can so relate with most of this .

#Youknowyourmumisnigerian

When u ask her to put more vegetables and she says you should go pluck at the nearest bush

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when u get a wound while playing and she scrubs the wound very hard when giving you a bath.

#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she tells you that you learned stubborness from your father

OR

She has a favourite high heel or dunlop slippers and her aim is superb.Infact,Green Arrow of Justice League is learning from my mum.She can calculate the projectile motion

OR

If she sends u to fetch A KEG OF WATER and you do,she'll say:Ehn,the drum isn't full yet

OR

When you tell her to subscribe for Dstv and she says No but when you use your hardearned money to subscribe,she watches African Magic to the extent that you wont find food in the house again and you'll be going to video center to watch EPL matches with 100naira every weekend

I LOVE YOU MUM
I MISS YOU DAD

MhizDeedy:


Lol hahhaha I do visit naughty ppl every midnyt from 12-3am, then I flew to ur house that midnight lo and behold I saw u watching that nd d ministry failed

LMAO!! The ministry of Keeping the naughty people's dream alive, from 12-3am ............ But, I was watching, a "christian romance" channel na

softvio:


lmao..i madt tu ask again

lol!...my mum was so fond of that, I felt like burying myself when ever she did that to me then.

Naija mothers for u...!

tchidi:


Mumsy is coming around this weekend, so she called me to ask..

'do you have crayfish? Fish nko? Ukwa? We have excess Omo and isol, do I bring for you?'

i'm really touched!

They are so caring...

Tomfrench:
LMAO!! The ministry of Keeping the naughty people's dream alive, from 12-3am ............ But, I was watching, a "christian romance" channel na

Lol so u re still naughty abi? I wil visit u again around 12 so we can start vigil, we really need to pray hard with that Christian channel

indigene:

The correct word is her wrap in one or wraps in two piece.
Wrappers are what is, usually used for wrapping gifts or gift boxes. I hope, You will accept this correction kindly.
Mama I am hungry, she will scold and said; Do I look like food?

pls don't b a wet blanket.d guy is on point na wrapper we dey call am for here. wrapper singular wrappers plural proudly naija

When she couldn't understand ur actions any more and say is not I don't love u I just want the best for u

MhizDeedy:


Lol so u re still naughty abi? I wil visit u again around 12 so we can start vigil, we really need to pray hard with that Christian channel

LOL!! Oh yea, that channel is power packed, I enjoy combine prayers ......... The devil and the sofa will suffer this night

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum....

accept my condolence

When u ask her mum wat are you chewing? And she says am chewing my teeth or eyeballs lol. RIP MUM

Obiagelli:
Those days I will finish my food and ask for more, she would tell me to go to the soakaway. Lol

Tomfrench:
LOL!! Oh yea, that channel is power packed, I enjoy combine prayers ......... The devil and the sofa will suffer this night

Lol see ur head like sofa

When we have walked round the whole market to come to the starting point so as to buy yam we bargained for before entering market after bargaining the ones in the whole market.


When she is still reminding you of what you did some days after you committed the offence. Even you sef don forget.

MhizDeedy:

Lol see ur head like sofa

MhizDeedy:


Lol see ur head like sofa

Tomfrench:
LOL!! Oh yea, that channel is power packed, I enjoy combine prayers ......... The devil and the sofa will suffer this night

you two get a room

MhizDeedy:


Lol see ur head like sofa

Tomfrench:
LOL!! Oh yea, that channel is power packed, I enjoy combine prayers ......... The devil and the sofa will suffer this night

you two get a room

dahaz:


you two get a room

you two get a room

Lol shey u wil take us in ur room?

*loud sobs* this posts made me miss my mum. the day she was dying she was asking everybody to call me.. I saw the calls and dint pick. In my mind I was like "awon wo leleyi" till my DH called to tell me. It was too late already.

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she can hear u snore three bedrooms away from ur room and d TV is very loud...

indigene:

The correct word is her wrap in one or wraps in two piece.
Wrappers are what is, usually used for wrapping gifts or gift boxes. I hope, You will accept this correction kindly.
Mama I am hungry, she will scold and said; Do I look like food?

"she will scold and say" is the correct thing to say. I hope you will accept this correction kindly.

#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian When she always ask of ur skul friend....
#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian When she eats in d Kitchen but serve u ppl in d dining..
#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian When she comes back frm the bathroom nd start shouting,, Chinenye who touched my purse?? It wasn't like dis dat i kept it,,, the Bible was under it,, Lolz,, Devil don catch u be dat after taking 100 for recharge card,,,
#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian When she says Stop touching my phone, its only wen u touch it dat my credit do get low..
#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian If u tell her u need a new school Scandal nd she tells u,, i started nd finished skul wit just One (1) Scandal,,, lolzz,, pls how true is dat??
#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian if u take 29 out of 35 in class nd she tells u,, i knw u got dat brain frm ur father, all my family members r intelligent,,
#YouKnwUrMumIsNigerian if she tells u dat she neva took second position,, saying she always take first,,,,
Nigerian Mummy's won't kill me,,,, I love U Mum

MhizDeedy:

Lol shey u wil take us in ur room?

my room wont contain both of you

dahaz:

my room wont contain both of you

Lol y? Is ur room made of matchbox?

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian if she says "fry rice"nd u tell her mum it fried rice,then u hear "se iwo lo ma ko ko lo school ni"with a slap...

Princesschi:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she can hear u snore three bedrooms away from ur room and d TV is very loud...

So phucking true! Nigerian mothers no dey sleep. Small thing like this, they are awake.

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when you just leaning on the balcony of a two storey building .. but she goes wild acting like you standing at the edge of Kilimanjaro during an earthquake.

Aaaawww,the things our mums had to give up tho! God bless their soul

VenusBetty:
exactly, mine didnt even bother to buy those wrappers because of our education. i remember she sold her only land for us to go to school.

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when you tell her that you are not full and she responds " dem no dey ask pikin wether him don belleful, them go ask am say you don chop?" lol.

My mum is not literate. but she is a very smart and prudent woman. i luv you mom.

How about the pulling of ears as a disciplinary measure you still feel the tingle till you go to bed. abara nko Lol. Abeg na who dey feel me?