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How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2015
Errrrm....OK. We all know how some nairalanders hustle for likes as if each like is dollars. grin It's all fun though because I do it too but not like some desperate likes-freak nairalandersgrin


I saw a post with 1093 likes yesterdaysad and I was like
WTF undecided this is more than all my likes. undecided


Now let's imagine one like to N1000 and one share to be one investment, cheesy how much would you be having in your account and how many investments? wink (NO LIES)


Let's see the richest cool

As for me @this moment, I'm having N780,000 and 86 investments cool. I think I Don hammer with this o. cheesy


What about you? wink
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2015
Don't attempt to be FTC when I'm the OP undecided






grin tosyne2much, finest0007, horlabode, psalmwise, ademoladeji, ritababe, naijaboy, eraly, pastoraji, lalasticlala, INTROVERT grin

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Nobody: 9:50am On Jul 30, 2015
N3949000 and 285investments..

see likes...lol
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 9:52am On Jul 30, 2015
DDeliverer:
N3949000 and 285investments..
see likes...lol

shocked shocked shocked

are you kidding me

YOU BE DANGOTE O sad
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Nobody: 9:55am On Jul 30, 2015
Hawlahscho:



shocked shocked shocked


are you kidding me


YOU BE DANGOTE O sad

who likes don help?
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 9:57am On Jul 30, 2015
DDeliverer:

who likes don help?

Likes dey help person

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by holyteeboy(m): 10:34am On Jul 30, 2015
sadsadsad i only have N185 and 35 investments.If you are looking at this would you dash me one like

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 10:36am On Jul 30, 2015
holyteeboy:
sadsadsad i only have N185 and 35 investments.If you are looking at this would you dash me one like


I'm richer!!! tongue
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 10:42am On Jul 30, 2015
Since this is nothing but fun

I have 14426 total likes and 2782 total shares


Therefore, I have $14,426,000 and 2782 investments cool
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by PastorAji(m): 10:43am On Jul 30, 2015
$248,000 AND 73 INVESTMENTS
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ritababe(f): 10:44am On Jul 30, 2015
#5179000 329 investment
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ritababe(f): 10:46am On Jul 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Since this is nothing but fun

I have 14426 total likes and 2782 total shares


Therefore, I have $14,426,000 and 2782 investments cool
am not surprise
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by chomytex(f): 10:47am On Jul 30, 2015
Ok..I dey cum mk I ask my act manager.
*modified*
Omo nah only N102k I get for act oh..




My investment nah just 10.

Mehn I need to wake up.

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 10:54am On Jul 30, 2015
ritababe:

am not surprise
Seriously? Tell me something
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 10:55am On Jul 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Since this is nothing but fun

I have 14426 total likes and 2782 total shares


Therefore, I have $14,426,000 and 2782 investments cool

SMH

It's high time I had to start working harder grin
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 10:56am On Jul 30, 2015
chomytex:
Ok..I dey cum mk I ask my act manager. *modified* Omo nah only N102k I get for act oh..



My investment nah just 10.
Mehn I need to wake up.
hehehe cheesy

What's up dear? cool
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 10:57am On Jul 30, 2015
ritababe:
#5179000 329 investment

You're a lady naw, why won't they (guys) waste money on you

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ritababe(f): 10:58am On Jul 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Seriously? Tell me something

with all ur sexy topics, I was expecting more
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 10:58am On Jul 30, 2015
Hawlahscho:


SMH

It's high time I had to start working harder grin
funny u cheesy
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ritababe(f): 10:58am On Jul 30, 2015
Hawlahscho:


You're a lady naw, why won't they (guys) waste money on you
lol
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 11:00am On Jul 30, 2015
ritababe:


with all ur sexy topics, I was expecting more
But the topics aint bad na cheesy
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by Hawlahscho(m): 11:01am On Jul 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Seriously? Tell me something


Am not surprised too. Very soon now, we'll see "Ten ways to get more likes on nairaland" by Tosyne2much grin

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ritababe(f): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
But the topics aint bad na cheesy

that's why I say sexy
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by chomytex(f): 11:09am On Jul 30, 2015
I'm good..u?u dey laf me nah...dash me some of ur likes na.my act dey red.
tosyne2much:
hehehe cheesy


What's up dear? cool

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Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by chomytex(f): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2015
Tosyne u stingy oh,
Just one?
Ur own no good at all...lol
chomytex:
I'm good..u?u dey laf me nah...dash me some of ur likes na.my act dey red.
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2015
chomytex:
I'm good..u?u dey laf me nah...dash me some of ur likes na.my act dey red.
Ooooyah send me your bank account details lemme send some LIKES cool
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2015
ritababe:

that's why I say sexy
I will drop another one today cool
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 12:09pm On Jul 30, 2015
Hawlahscho:



Am not surprised too. Very soon now, we'll see "Ten ways to get more likes on nairaland" by Tosyne2much grin
If I come up with such a thread, people go finish me



Dem go talk say I dey show myself.. So e beta make I just dey my lane cheesy
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by chomytex(f): 12:23pm On Jul 30, 2015
Lol..ok
tosyne2much:
Ooooyah send me your bank account details lemme send some LIKES cool
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by tosyne2much(m): 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2015
chomytex:
Lol..ok
I'm waiting cheesy
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ritababe(f): 2:42pm On Jul 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
I will drop another one today cool

ayam waiting
Re: How Rich Would You Be By Now If...? by ademoladeji(m): 2:14pm On Aug 03, 2015
Hawlahscho:
Don't attempt to be FTC when I'm the OP undecided
grin tosyne2much, finest0007, horlabode, psalmwise, ademoladeji, ritababe, naijaboy, eraly, pastoraji, lalasticlala, INTROVERT grin

$1,008,000 in my swiss account and 146 investments in Oil n Gas, Construction, Transportation, Schools, Drugs (As in Pharm), and Salt production

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