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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by smsshola(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
[quote author=Liamm post=36426836]Leave'em haters. They'd be the first to submit cv tomorrow. [/quote

Lol Broz na true talk u yarn so..if the guy say Bsc and HND holders 150k per month U go c gate crashing self.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by smsshola(m): 8:52pm On Jul 30, 2015
Naavah:
The garri is very nice. crunchy too

Av u taste it before...jus asking. Is like the garrison self is not much in d market.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Twaci(f): 8:53pm On Jul 30, 2015
kannymoore:



Guy..

The "bastard" line no too cool nah?!

Haba..

She curse you before ni?....no.

She curse Dbanj join?........no.

If you yourself come online and see iyanya selling Branded pure water satchet..

Talk true, wetin go be the first reaction?! lol.

As guyman to guyman.. You owe her an apology y'know. Heavens no go fall.

One love bro. grin !
cheesy cheesy

*falls from palm tree*

Thanks dear smiley.

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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 30, 2015
Twaci:
cheesy cheesy
*falls from palm tree*
Thanks dear smiley.
4 ur mind o
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Twaci(f): 8:57pm On Jul 30, 2015
pbs4real:
u get quarell wit her b4? Wich one be bastard
I wonder oh!
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Twaci(f): 9:00pm On Jul 30, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
4 ur mind o
What I do?
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jul 30, 2015
Twaci:
What I do?
yes u don commit crime, 4 been so beautiful.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Twaci(f): 9:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
yes u don commit crime, 4 been so beautiful.
Thanks smiley.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
Twaci:
Thanks smiley.
just thanks?
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jul 30, 2015
Twaci:
Thanks smiley.
Ur Dp is gorgeous wink

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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by DaBullIT(m): 9:25pm On Jul 30, 2015
kannymoore:

************ MODIFIED*************




Broda....

STOPEEEEiiiiiiiT!!! angry

Ah say...


SToOPPPEEEeeeiiiit!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry


Nna Mehnnn!!..

21st Century or not...

E get some kain traditional/cultural norms wey persin no suppose tamper wit @ allll!!

So oya Bros..
What If ya wifey serve you "efo-riro" with "Goat-Meat Flavor" in a satchet without any pieces of REAL goat-meat or any meat for that matter in your soup..

Won't you ...
(a) dash am slap..!! grin
(b) phone her papa make he return back ya bride price plus interest..!! grin
(c) pick options (a) and (b) above!! grin

I digress..

So dear-four..

21st century or not..

I believe that it is the Greatest Sacrilegious Taboo to drink Garri with groundnut/kulikuli Flavor without any physical seeds submerged within !!!

Opari!



You no well finish grin grin

Your thinking is hilarious

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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by kannymoore(m): 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2015
DaBullIT:


You no well finish grin grin

Your thinking is hilarious




Hehehe...

Life is short

Catch fun in the simple and supposedly mundane things that keep us happy and make us laugh.

Life's hard enough.

Noneed piling more emotional stress on peeps around us than necessary.


All-in-all...

God dey...

And hey!...thanks bro!

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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by kannymoore(m): 9:40pm On Jul 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Ur Dp is gorgeous wink


TaaaAaah!!! shocked shocked shocked cheesy wink tongue

Ayaf Carsh two of you today!!!! grin grin grin


Fine madam...

How're you doin?

Hope less stress?
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jul 30, 2015
kannymoore:



TaaaAaah!!! shocked shocked shocked cheesy wink tongue

Ayaf Carsh two of you today!!!! grin grin grin


Fine madam...

How're you doin?

Hope less stress?


Lol u have
Yes oh im good dear
No no stress at all tomorrow Friday so im looking forward to it
How r u?

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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2015
ToyozzieTohBad:
Who is D'banj?
stale!!!!!!!this ish is getting boring.......dbanj na ur ancestor nah....mtchewww....

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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by kannymoore(m): 10:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Lol u have
Yes oh im good dear
No no stress at all tomorrow Friday so im looking forward to it
How r u?


Lala,

I dey oh!

Just reeling with the weight of project @ hand @ the moment.

Sai!

Hopefully, i'll be back on my feet soon, missy!
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Twaci(f): 10:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Ur Dp is gorgeous wink
Thanks Sis. How's ur day?
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by debada(f): 11:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
Well kudos to him for creating new jobs . cheesy
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jul 30, 2015
I just love D'banj.
Industrious, interesting, confident, courageous, bold and also a great entertainer.
Above all, taking advantage of people's fondness of him and capitalising on the situation, to bring about the most favourable results, always.
I think D'banj is just awesome!!!
#Koko everything.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by sam90s(m): 5:06am On Jul 31, 2015
ilawanson44:
[size=18pt]Oga Titus, why won't we laugh at you? The proceeds of the Garri was not enough to pay your house rent hence you were kicked out by your landlord!

No matter how you package Garri...IT WILL STILL BE GARRI

Go and learn the rudiments of COMMERCE AND TRADE from my Igbo Brothers or betterstill, go and beg Don Jazzy who is also my Igbo Brother!
[/size]

"Go and learn the rudiments of COMMERCE AND TRADE from my Igbo Brothers or betterstill, go and beg Don Jazzy who is also my Igbo Brother![/b][/size][/quote]"

Don't let me pretend I know the reason why he should 'beg' Don Jazzy, I hope it's not the same reason some folks wants Olamide to 'beg' ID Cabassa, or Tuface Idibia should 'beg' Black Face and Faze, I don't see Jay-Z doing any begging as far as his relationship is concerned with Damon Dash, some folks want Messi to leave La Liga/Barcelona FC, or at least, win the World cup before they consider him the GOAT (I personally disagree), but they do have a point though, it boils down to accepting new challenges and also succeeding when stripped of your old formula that has proved to work well for you.

Now about learning from your/our Igbo brothers, is there any particular reason why he shouldn't learn from Dangote? I would rather you be specific with names next time, that was corny, it's no way to move this country to the next level, outsiders will exploit that like they always do.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by adejaresalami1(m): 7:11am On Jul 31, 2015
rosy4u:
sad
grin
rosy4u:
sad
wetin do you for mouth...yea kokogarri noni
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by 400billionman: 8:12am On Jul 31, 2015
Koko water makes sense..

But what is the value added for Koko Garri ?
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by rosy4u(f): 8:15am On Jul 31, 2015
adejaresalami1:
;Dwetin do you for mouth...yea kokogarri noni

Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Zuntun(f): 10:04am On Jul 31, 2015
I don't use to like dbanji. But for this thing he did now, I think I'm in love with him.
I'm with u joor.


Koko garri for life
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by karimhuu: 10:50am On Jul 31, 2015
I'll love to become a distributor,,, can someone help me?
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by ignorantguru(m): 11:47am On Jul 31, 2015
Kannymoore i believe you won't get angry at wanting to correct one of these your replies to the post; In reality one of your comment below are the likes that keeps creative people locked in a box, can you swear never to have tasted a meal spiced with those new flavored seasoning over the place from them Knorr, maggi and royco; Creativity dont make sense at first, but the suggestion for flavored varieties are all marketing strategist, the smell of strawberry could just be a reason to buy kokogarri for Mrs Lola while I'll rather do that flavored with bushmeat because I am an Edo man.

Moral: what people like you should do is go underground and think of how to create those flavors and meet up with Dbanj, draw out a plan on how you invention can promote the KokoNation and they'll rush you.

There were headphones before Beats but apple bought it from Dre for you know how much.
Facebook already had messenger but bought whatsapp another messenging app for you know how much.

Just my 1kobo.
kannymoore:
It's funny @ face value but the guy actually uttered some truths sha...

We no dey like appreciate our own!

And that garri soaking competition ain't such a bad idea.. afterall.. on SonyMax via DSTV there's this show "Man vs Food Nation" where peeps render..ahem.."reverse culinary exploits" vis à vis who can download the largest portion of particular dishes set @ under a specific time-frame...

LOL..

I swear.. its not such a bad idea sha!!!

But as for patronizing Koko-garri...

My lips are sealed on this one!

...scratch that..

Since we all know Naija peeps too like efizzi.. why not release Koko Garri in different flavors..

I mean.. Koko-garri "Strawberry Flavour", Koko-garri "Banana Flavor" or Spicy Koko-garri "Bushmeat Flavor" Wont be such bad ideas or don't you'all think?? Nigerians need new flavors..new palettes..new tastes mehn!! heck, if not for Orijin and LaCasera, we'd still be stuck with star, Gulder and Coke and Fanta tilleh kingdom come!!! Lol!

It's the 21st century Baaybayy!!!!.. new ideas are welcome mehn!! grin

************ MODIFIED*************




Broda....

STOPEEEEiiiiiiiT!!! angry

Ah say...


SToOPPPEEEeeeiiiit!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry


Nna Mehnnn!!..

21st Century or not...

E get some kain traditional/cultural norms wey persin no suppose tamper wit @ allll!!

So oya Bros..
What If ya wifey serve you "efo-riro" with "Goat-Meat Flavor" in a satchet without any pieces of REAL goat-meat or any meat for that matter in your soup..

Won't you ...
(a) dash am slap..!! grin
(b) phone her papa make he return back ya bride price plus interest..!! grin
(c) pick options (a) and (b) above!! grin

I digress..

So dear-four..

21st century or not..

I believe that it is the Greatest Sacrilegious Taboo to drink Garri with groundnut/kulikuli Flavor without any physical seeds submerged within !!!

Opari!


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Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 31, 2015
Twaci:
WTF?! shocked shocked

KokoGarri?!

*laughs outta thread*

CC: lalasticlala

Only a drop of common sense would have changed your life for the better, but sadly you lack a reasonable amount of it...receive common sense in Jesus name.
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by dexla(f): 12:32pm On Jul 31, 2015
I think peole should start focusing on Agricultural products. I know of someone selling pepper too using e-commerce. The website is www.omoalata.com

Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Abbey2sam(m): 2:03pm On Jul 31, 2015
garri no need advert nor does it need packaging..............we like am the way e dey b4

now way him don package am the price go double,

and the content nah the same
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jul 31, 2015
Hmmm
Koko garri go sell over here oh
Dont knock his hustle .. If nigerians dont buy the west would afterall we need it here jare ...
Business first make una no go examine ur hustle ..

*sips tea*
Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by Happiness87(f): 5:54pm On Jul 31, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Hmmm
Koko garri go sell over here oh
Dont knock his hustle .. If nigerians dont buy the west would afterall we need it here jare ...
Business first make una no go examine ur hustle ..

*sips tea*
seems you are tea freak.

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