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Chillis:
After posting downloaded fine pics when the time comes we begin see chinko made ..

Are these your works?

Truckpusher:
Okada, abeg drop me here for Jakpa junction .....I wan greet my people


Chillis, how market and ermmm....edwife ,where are we ?

edwife:


Lol you crazy,i have no idea where you going or coming from....

chillis is allergic to people that don't own a car....

Truckpusher:
Don't worry eh! when love takes over she will jump okada with me .

Chillis baby !

edwife:


eh eh let me watch from afar.....

Truckpusher:
Don't be that way , we all can share, after all there is love in sharing .

edwife:


I don't think you are up to the task,you can't handle chillis let alone me in the mix....

Truckpusher:
That's has been my stock in trade ma'am .

You'd be surprise at what I can accomplish when push comes to shove , even Chillis would be smiling and yelling 'darling boy' all the time.

edwife:


Lol,you dey craze.

Just wait for her....

edwife:


**Takes chillis out of the thread**

Why you dey put sand for him garry

Truckpusher:
Okada, abeg drop me here for Jakpa junction .....I wan greet my people


Chillis, how market and ermmm....edwife ,where are we ?

Chillis:


S
This one you dey pose for your church gate dey snap picture.

Omoh, you don fat up oh
Too mush money.

Truckpusher:
Me fat ke! Bia ,no make me vex o.

Chillis:


No be dis guest house for calabar?
I can't remember the name

Chai
You just dey pose dey kill chikalas here.

Truckpusher:
Na my house you dey call guest house?
Chilli , you be warri babe?
I never kill chikalas wey dey my area finish , na these Internet Tigers I wan come dey follow drag pant?

Chillis:


No be only house. The place resemble redeem christian church of God church

If na your house be dat, better look for another apartment. It's ugly for a home

Internet Tigers,? You Come dey show your sexxxy legs here.
Abeg go wear trouser. Cover up.

Truckpusher:
Chai! Na a whole fyneboy like me you dey finish like this ?

Take am easy nau, you know say I rove you o.

Chillis:


Ikwerre man like you.
Abeg go find tenant go harass

Truckpusher:
Na my house you dey call guest house?
Chilli , you be warri babe?
I never kill chikalas wey dey my area finish , na these Internet Tigers I wan come dey follow drag pant?

Chillis:


Cat Don catch OP mouth.
N'a dis kin One you need a birthday cake and dem go design something else give you.

edwife:




Stop lying you be Nairaland number 2 womanizer.

Your house?hmmmm prove it!
Chillis has finished trucky ,trucky you are no longer 20 o-when are you going to marry?

Truckpusher:
C'mon! never knew that someone already beat to me to the first position - Maybe I need to improve on my game.

About the house I don't need to improve anything jare

I will do that when I hit 40 to a 35yr old woman,maybe a widow or a divorcee

edwife:


Why?

Truckpusher:
They've got a lot of experience - I like my freedom more than anything else and hooking up with these lovestruck youngsters is a task for idle men.

I'm so hyperactive that for a week I can't remember calling my girlfriend and now she wants to leave.

But you know what they say? Soldier go ,soldier come.

edwife:


Why?

edwife:


Bad boy....

Repent....