Gurgle:


I do love French

Can you speak it? Since Borno state is on the border with Chad I guess you must have come across a few speakers?

Or was it courtesy of google translate

i only know a lot of phrases..

names of animals and places

how to say what the time is

how to count from one to 50 (primary school)

how to greet

and some other things like that.

i can speak a little, i just cant have a lengthy conversation with a French "Master".

And i've never been to borno, i dont even live in close proximity to that place.

Comprends?

what of you, parlez vous francais?

IamLEGEND1:


i only know a lot of phrases..

names of animals and places

how to say what the time is

how to count from one to 50 (primary school)

how to greet

and some other things like that.

i can speak a little, i just cant have a lengthy conversation with a French "Master".

And i've never been to borno, i dont even live in close proximity to that place.

Comprends?

what of you, parlez vous francais?

hian

by their comments we shall know them

so why did you tell me that time that Maiduguri was your hood growing up

Gurgle:


hian

by their comments we shall know them

so why did you tell me that time that Maiduguri was your hood growing up

That was supposed to be a joke....

to make me seem badass and fearless.

LOL!!


and you are racking up quite a number of e-admirers.

See what i was saying earlier?

yesterday was samurai

today is makaveli

tomoro will be ?¿?¿?¿

IamLEGEND1:


That was supposed to be a joke....

to make me seem badass and fearless.

LOL!!


and you are racking up quite a number of e-admirers.

See what i was saying earlier?

yesterday was samurai

today is makaveli

tomoro will be ?¿?¿?¿

LOL and what kind of shakara is that

are the borno people particularly gangster and tough though? or is this boko haram stuff just a coincidence

Lol, I guess my lack of profile picture is getting to people haha

Gurgle:


LOL and what kind of shakara is that

are the borno people particularly gangster and tough though? or is this boko haram stuff just a coincidence

Lol, I guess my lack of profile picture is getting to people haha

even before the whole b/haram thing

There were basically living in a second-rate sahara:

no adequate water and food

excessive heat

etc.

And yeah, you've really got the whole "mysterious brainy girl" thing going for you.

no profile picture
no signature.

IamLEGEND1:

even before the whole b/haram thing

There were basically living in a second-rate sahara:

no adequate water and food

excessive heat

etc.

And yeah, you've really got the whole "mysterious brainy girl" thing going for you.

no profile picture
no signature.

Seriously? so did that make them tougher?

Lol, and what do you have going for you? mysterious derailer

Gurgle:


Seriously? so did that make them tougher?

Lol, and what do you have going for you? mysterious derailer

in a way, yeah.

bt in the end, no amount of toughening up can really prepare you for all-out violence.

Mysterious derailer?

Derailer, yes.

Mysterious? No.

at least you have an idea what i look like.

which is more than i can say for you.

IamLEGEND1:


in a way, yeah.

bt in the end, no amount of toughening up can really prepare you for all-out violence.

Mysterious derailer?

Derailer, yes.

Mysterious? No.

at least you have an idea what i look like.

which is more than i can say for you.

Come on, do you know how many times I have stared at that picture, trying to decode what it might look like without all the editing, split frame, sunglasses and bandana? Yours is even more frustrating than no picture at all

Gurgle:


Come on, do you know how many times I have stared at that picture, trying to decode what it might look like without all the editing, split frame, sunglasses and bandana? Yours is even more frustrating than no picture at all

at least i try...

you na total, utter darkness.

absolutely nothing to even analyse.

but i go change my own one day.

And you ma'am, need to stop leaving guys hanging like this.

#SuspenseIsntGoodForTheHeart

IamLEGEND1:


at least i try...

you na total, utter darkness.

absolutely nothing to even analyse.

but i go change my own one day.

And you ma'am, need to stop leaving guys hanging like this.

#SuspenseIsntGoodForTheHeart

Lol when you change it, tell me

hahaha don't worry, youre not in suspense, I guess you just haven't eaten well this morning and youre confusing the two feelings lol

speaking of which im huuuuuuuungry

wondering what to eat

Gurgle:


Yeah but its the success that brings the right kind of money

If he got money from being a armed robber or a drug dealer, to me that's not success

Success is not just about money, its a whole frame of mind. When guys get it the right way, its really attractive

stop talking story abeg.money na your problem girls.una go find husbands tire

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tpiander:
gay thread.

What is gay about this thread. This sounds like projection. Are you one?

hbpeze:


stop talking story abeg.money na your problem girls.una go find husbands tire

hm

you wan dash me

Gurgle:


Lol when you change it, tell me

hahaha don't worry, youre not in suspense, I guess you just haven't eaten well this morning and youre confusing the two feelings lol

speaking of which im huuuuuuuungry

wondering what to eat

lol

Dont get ur hopes up, i'm more likely to upload a picture of my cat.

And trust me, if i dey house.

na food dey fear me.

no-holds-barred approach.

i fill myself to the brim every chance i get.

A suggestion: you can have a little water and biscuit, so u dont develop any eating disorders.

#YeahYouCanThankMeLater.

IamLEGEND1:

lol

Dont get ur hopes up, i'm more likely to upload a picture of my cat.

And trust me, if i dey house.

na food dey fear me.

no-holds-barred approach.

i fill myself to the brim every chance i get.

A suggestion: you can have a little water and biscuit, so u dont develop any eating disorders.

#YeahYouCanThankMeLater.

Lol do you have a cat

I love biscuits but don't feel like them right now

I want something hot

Gurgle:

Lol do you have a cat
I love biscuits but don't feel like them right now
I want something hot

i have a cat, a dog, a ram, a couple of cows & a bunch chickens. i used to have a parrot and two goats. but i sold the parrot and moved the goats to the permanent "site" during Christmas. #Serious
You want something hot?
i know a hot guy if you are interested.

IamLEGEND1:


i have a cat,
a dog,
a ram,
a couple of cows &
a bunch chickens.
i used to have a parrot and two goats.
but i sold the parrot
and moved the goats to the permanent "site" during Christmas.
#Serious

You want something hot?

i know a hot guy if you are interested.

Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop

Gurgle:


Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop

i'm serious.

and yes,
the goats are currently resting in pieces.
just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one.

u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop?

Yes and no.

ryt now, No!!!.

someday? Hell yeah!!!!

#IfYouKnowWatAhMean

Gurgle:


Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop

Are you serious

do you mean you ate the goats but you don't want to tell me?

hm. na hot guy I go chop[/quote]

i'm serious.

and yes,
the goats are currently resting in pieces.
just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one.

u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop?

Yes and no.

ryt now, No!!!.

someday? Hell yeah!!!! (in a manner of speaking)

#IfYouKnowWatAhMean

IamLEGEND1:


i'm serious.

and yes,
the goats are currently resting in pieces.
just if you registered on NL before last Christmas, i would have mailed you one.

u dey ask me if na hot guy u go chop?

Yes and no.

ryt now, No!!!.

someday? Hell yeah!!!!

#IfYouKnowWatAhMean

LOL that's it, get back on the ground! and this time youre not coming back up. imagine

I don't get it, do you think im suddenly going to burst and start running wild for no reason

why do you keep so many animals. Abi the "Northerner" lifestyle? why don't you take a picture of yourself with the cows like Buhari

Gurgle:


LOL that's it, get back on the ground! and this time youre not coming back up. imagine

I don't get it, do you think im suddenly going to burst and start running wild for no reason

why do you keep so many animals. Abi the "Northerner" lifestyle? why don't you take a picture of yourself with the cows like Buhari

i just think animals are simply awesome & cute, not to mention DELICIOUS!!!!.

what i was saying was

i think ryt now you need someTHING hot in a mug.

some day, you are gonna want someONE hot in ur room.

#JustSaying

IamLEGEND1:


i just think animals are simply awesome & cute, not to mention DELICIOUS!!!!.

what i was saying was

i think ryt now you need someTHING hot in a mug.

some day, you are gonna want someONE hot in ur room.

#JustSaying

Lol cute and delicious. my kind of combination

sometime in the next 5 years? Actually I guess that would be necessary. Would be married by then

as long as its someONE and not someONES as you are suggesting...sheesh

Gurgle:


Lol cute and delicious. my kind of combination

sometime in the next 5 years? Actually I guess that would be necessary. Would be married by then

as long as its someONE and not someONES as you are suggesting...sheesh

i said some1

you are adding the 's' of ur own accord oh!!!!!

someONES!!!!!! heheeeeeeeeeee....

Tis gal!!!!!!!

IamLEGEND1:


i said some1

you are adding the 's' of ur own accord oh!!!!!

someONES!!!!!! heheeeeeeeeeee....

Tis gal!!!!!!!

Says the guy who gave me a projected body count of 20!

Gurgle:

Says the guy who gave me a projected body count of 20!

ooooopps...
i totally forgot about my earlier prediction.
hahaaaahaha. Lolz.
I might have jumped the gun a little too soon.
BTW, i asked you a question earlier.
you said you liked french, so do u speak? or is gurg|e using google?
+ how many languages do u speak?

money

IamLEGEND1:


ooooopps...

i totally forgot about my earlier prediction.

hahaaaahaha. Lolz.

I might have jumped the gun a little too soon.

BTW, i asked you a question earlier.

you said you liked french,
so do u speak? or is gurg|e using google?

+ how many languages do u speak?

No but I would love to learn.

I only speak English, so embarrassing

what about you?

Gurgle:


Well im sorry that you feel you must do that but truly if you don't make your money honestly it will haunt you later on

_ am so scared!