Ginaz:



hahahhahahahhahaha


*let me call the register*
me: students pls stand up and answer your names
students: yezz aunty
me: number 1, fool
you: present ma
me: I have seen you fool, sit down and stop quoting
you: (swells his face and sit down) yezz aunty.
me: good boy, act like a grown up OK?
you: yezz aunty


fool your name is officially a "fool"
goodnight fool, nice having this chat with you
I know you will quote me again
fool keep quoting and being a fool . I don go sleep.

And she keeps chanting the surname of her family.

"FOOL"

Interesting.

Ezemarcel:
So many list on nairaland

naijaboiy:
Things have changed brother.
Deal with it.

Ginaz:
when poverty brings heat, money evaporates it......

men should learn to be responsible and hardworking to impress me, everything else is shit.


I like hard working men, these are guys called "MEN!"
not some babbling with nothing to show for it .

Ginaz:
when poverty brings heat, money evaporates it......

men should learn to be responsible and hardworking to impress me, everything else is shit.


I like hard working men, these are guys called "MEN!"
not some babbling with nothing to show for it .

StephanieEzeh:
I need no chewing gum boys! If u are a broke lazy guy, don't even get close to me.

Ginaz:
when poverty brings heat, money evaporates it......

men should learn to be responsible and hardworking to impress me, everything else is shit.


I like hard working men, these are guys called "MEN!"
not some babbling with nothing to show for it .

naijaboiy:

Impress you?

And who the fhuuck do you think you are?

Marry your ass down to a chair young lady and think of something to do about your life than bìtch around like you the queen of England.

laplace12:


You will be good for rituals...I swear..

jimmyolasun:
then sit back, relax and watch as you get to 40 still single. By then, your signal is gonna be out for u be out of the search zone. #lazybonez

AwesomelyMade:


I mentioned travelling when it involves someone you are seeing over the net, not friends. Pls read again

kinglekan:




What if the beautiful girl next door has an IQ of a mustard seed?

Attraction is just the first step, interaction is another.

As much as it is possible to fake personality online, the kinda convo they are able to hold tells a whole lot about their intellectual capacity and a little bit of their personality.

People would always fake, whether you meet them online or offline. The desire to make a first good impression often times leads to deceit.

Not everyone has to hook up the conventional way. For some it happened by chance, more like serendipity.

Everything has its own flaws but don't blame it all on social media.

Kapeesh!!!

aflyingbird:
but why would anyone hate a guy for this? makes no sense. pple who do online dating usually meet

jnrbayano:


What if I told you that I'm in a relationship from this kind of platform?

What if I provide 15 more people who travelled to meet their sweethearts and were never thought as mugus?

You can meet someone, travel to see her/him, fall in love and marry eventually. No mugu in it.

Unless your intention of making such move isn't a positive one.

AwesomelyMade:
A lot of times, we do things in the name of love or winning over a lady. But an average Nigerian lady really intepretes most of these gestures as desperation, lack of self worth or plain foolishness.

If you do any of these, you might want to think again especially if you are not married;

1. Telling a lady you can die for her: This is just an expression of low self worth. A lot of ladies are are beginning to see through these deceptive lines. At the end of the day, they discover that the guy cannot even kill a cockroach for them. Those words are just means to a selfish end.

2. Travelling thousands of miles just to meet someone you saw on the net: A right thinking person would not embark on this journey. Anything can upload any pix on the net and claim to be that. Even when it eventually becomes who you think it is, the lady might not say it, but she knows you are another mugu on the loose.

3. 'I love you pass my mother': As strange as this sounds, some guys still say it to a lady. Ladies if a guy tells you this, please kick him out your house and life, he doesn't love you. If you have a cane and can flog him, do that as well too. Thanks in advance.

4. Describing ex in worst words: Well I guess if you are not reserved with him, he might even describe you worse with his next lady. If you break up with a lady, old things are passed away, and all things have become new, don't think you can buy your lady's heart by painting your ex with despicable terms. If she is shrewd, she will refuse you.

If you want to win a lady's heart, you need not do these thing because the valuable ones will see you as very cheap. You are not cheap anyway but please don't act that way. Thanks.

Copyright2015 AwesomelyMade

IamLEGEND1:
apart from the "Dont bad-mouth ur ex" point, all the others are extremely flawed.

Side note: the poster above me is a gold-digger masquerading herself as a "woman with standards".

dmcdad:

God bless your mama jare. It's a good thing some people still have heads on their necks.

Thanks boss.

AwesomelyMade:


Nobody is stopping anybody from having standards but if your standard has to do with strictly flashy things, then what will happen when those things begin to fade.

I advise ladies, once you see a man with a vision and priceless personality, don't let go of him if he comes for you, any other thing you are looking for is sure to follow. Ladies should stop looking for already made men. There is nothing like that. Build your home with your man, there is joy and bond in it.

Ginaz:


your generations will be good for killing ....I swear

kinglekan:
Thanks boss.

StephanieEzeh:
I need no chewing gum boys! If u are a broke lazy guy, don't even get close to me.

ronald4lif:


Affluent guys hate broke ladies as much. I hope you're a well-to-do yourself else you'd only attract your ilks.

iamrealdeji:
Real nigga, laplace is my dude,I did Laplace in Engineering Math when I was in 300Level.
Back to the matter,wetin you see wey make you say she go good for rituals? Lol, the girl looks too artificial to work for rituals na,na natural stuff they work for rituals

Fkforyou:


Guys, she just gave us a hint, if you are rich she is all yours,you can straff her as you like.