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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by cnnamoko(m): 3:19pm On Aug 02, 2015

#chillin @ red sea.

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by hahn(m): 3:20pm On Aug 02, 2015

halfrica:
there wud av been an update from moses like
Flexing with king pharoh and jnr bro lot
#team mission must be accomplished
#team giveGodbackhispeople
#team backtowork

just divided the red sea #rod on point #martia art in disguise #feeling high on cloud 9

Judas would take a selfie kissing jesus and update would av been like
#swag wiv jesus #bro sold out

@bolded

It would have been, we're finally coming out of the closet. Introduction loading. Wedding venue set in the US. grin

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 02, 2015

hahn:

@bolded

It would have been, we're finally coming out of the closet. Introduction loading. Wedding venue set in the US.

May jesus forgive your sins hope u are not the 21st century judas is carrot

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 02, 2015

lwkmd!!!

Lazarus, Mary and Martha steps out in style #ItsANewDay grin

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by hahn(m): 3:25pm On Aug 02, 2015

halfrica:

May jesus forgive your sins hope u are not the 21st century judas is carrot

Actually judas is puff puff

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 02, 2015

hahn:

Actually judas is puff puff

That was his gf name

juliana Puff puff was wifing judas is carrot nigga was broke af he beyrayed a master angry

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by DharmyYinks: 3:27pm On Aug 02, 2015

IzonOwei:
...ona dey craze ooo...the disciples could probably been pinging or nairalanding when Jesus told them to keep awake...

dmostcheerful:
Nawa oo baba God too much see as he turn water to Origin, drinking things on point.

halfrica:
there wud av been an update from moses like
Flexing with king pharoh and jnr bro lot
#team mission must be accomplished
#team giveGodbackhispeople
#team backtowork
just divided the red sea #rod on point #martia art in disguise #feeling high on cloud 9
Judas would take a selfie kissing jesus and update would av been like
#swag wiv jesus #bro sold oute

Ceefix:
Guys guys where are you guys come to mount olives there is free fish and bread pls bring bowl let's take some home ok
Jesus is here o bring moms Iphone let's take selfies with him

Beware not evrytin is meant to be joked wit. U re leading ursefs to eternal damnation.

Blasphemies against God is a grave sin

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:29pm On Aug 02, 2015

EroticAngelina:
lwkmd!!!

Lazarus, Mary and Martha steps out in style #ItsANewDay

More like who wore it better
Ester or ruth
sheba or jezebel

saul lost sight on his way to damascus
Click link below for more details
www.thykingdom.com

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by paooxide(m): 3:29pm On Aug 02, 2015

Bonapart:
@op am not sure you know the meaning of blasphemy...
You want to make men laff and disregard the word of God... may God forgive y'all

bros, I'll like to ask the meaning of blasphemy?

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:30pm On Aug 02, 2015

DharmyYinks:

Beware not evrytin is meant to be joked wit. U re leading ursefs to eternal damnation.

Blasphemies against God is a grave sin

I feel bad too av asked God for forgiveness embarassed

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by IAmTobore(m): 3:31pm On Aug 02, 2015

Fire! Fire! Burning things! Destruction of Sodom & Gomora activated! O boy, see as clean chicks dey perish! #Painful#

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 02, 2015

You guys shd stop joor its ok not funny again please please please please embarassed

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by manosteel(m): 3:34pm On Aug 02, 2015

Preaching against sinners is hate crime.

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by DharmyYinks: 3:35pm On Aug 02, 2015

halfrica:
I feel bad too av asked God for forgiveness

If u can't beat dem don't join dem.
U shuldnt ve made dat statement initially

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by DharmyYinks: 3:36pm On Aug 02, 2015

halfrica:
I feel bad too av asked God for forgiveness

If u can't beat dem don't join dem.
U shuldnt ve made dat statement initially

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 02, 2015

DharmyYinks:

If u can't beat dem don't join dem.

U shuldnt ve made dat statement initially

didnt really realised i was doing something bad bt when i remebered how much God means to me i feel bitter inside *true talk*
Am at d verge of crying sef i love God
Aint gona joke bou him never again embarassed

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by mejai(m): 3:40pm On Aug 02, 2015

God created the world in six days and rested on d 7th day.
una know d rest.... picture of the creation and resting or I don't believe it.

meanwhile, Adam will be like FTC on earth grin

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by DharmyYinks: 3:40pm On Aug 02, 2015

And WTF is wrong wit d mods

Does dis look lyk a FrontPage material undecided

THIS THREAD SHOULD BE CLOSED

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by mrlaw93(m): 3:41pm On Aug 02, 2015

Mhen! Am scared!, walking through the parted sea by Moses.. Its like its gonna swallow us. I will upload pictures later. No time for #selfie angry

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by IAmTobore(m): 3:43pm On Aug 02, 2015

halfrica:

May jesus forgive your sins hope u are not the 21st century judas is carrot

hahn:

Actually judas is puff puff

[quote author=halfrica post=36530521]Una no go take laff kill me. Is it Judas is carrot? Or judas iscariot? Please I stand to be corrected!

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by DharmyYinks: 3:45pm On Aug 02, 2015

halfrica:

didnt really realised i was doing something bad bt when i remebered how much God means to me i feel bitter inside *true talk*
Am at d verge of crying sef i love God
Aint gona joke bou him never again

Atleast someone got her senses back

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:48pm On Aug 02, 2015

DharmyYinks:

Atleast someone got her senses back

He doubled the senses for me he that loved me even before i was born grin

my father my teacher my saviour my heartbeat God my all in all

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Jhayeahsam01(m): 3:49pm On Aug 02, 2015

posing on the cross of calvary.... wish ma twitter fans could follow me to heaven...

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 02, 2015

mejai:
God created the world in six days and rested on d 7th day.
una know d rest.... picture of the creation and resting or I don't believe it.

meanwhile, Adam will be like FTC on earth

Now adam update wud av been like if only he had left a little sense on earth for people like dis
Stop all dis nau its nt funny its heartbreaken

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:52pm On Aug 02, 2015

[quote author=IAmTobore post=36531127][/quote]
Its chariot

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by tolugar: 3:53pm On Aug 02, 2015

En u ll see a post making FP like

"Joseph and his baby mama looking hot"

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Bright4(m): 3:57pm On Aug 02, 2015

Peter be like; #nairalander takes selfie with Jesus.
Am so honored today. grin

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Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:58pm On Aug 02, 2015

tolugar:
En u ll see a post making FP like

"Joseph and his baby mama looking hot"

No it shd av been surrogate mother for God ni
Una mouth ehn chai even this peopl sef go dey complain say dem no do pass this sef
U livin inside grace dont loose it

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2015

Father Forgive Them

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 4:00pm On Aug 02, 2015

Bright4:
Peter be like; #nairalander takes selfie with Jesus.
Am so honored today. [size=8pt][/size]

Really u fr say e update his live wallpaper to jesus walking on water

stop this

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by jerrymej(m): 4:01pm On Aug 02, 2015

Scent of LIES!

Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by Nobody: 4:12pm On Aug 02, 2015

Jhayeahsam01:
posing on the cross of calvary.... wish ma twitter fans could follow me to heaven...

So if its hell they shd follow abo

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