1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or
comments on your post, but reads everything,
and might make reference to your status if
they... see you in public.
... ... ...
2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say
anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
... ...
3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO
reason
4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends,
Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc.,
ALL DAY.)
5) The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference
to God or Jesus
6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates.. and will
probably steal this one.
7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and
everything in it, as evidenced by the somber
tone in ALL of their status updates.
The "Collector" - Never posts anything
either, but joins every group and becomes fans
of the most random stuff.
9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event
invitations to things that you ultimately delete
or ignore.
10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything,
but always clicks the "like" button
11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around
someone hating on them, and they swear
people are trying to ruin their life
12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person
would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and
sometimes you feel bad for them because you
don't know if they were typing fast, or really
cant spell.
13) "Drama Queen/ King" - This person always
posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They
gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that
you will ask what happened, or what's
wrong...but then they never finish telling the
story.
14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently
tries to be funny...but never is.
15) The "News" - Always updates you on what
they are doing and who they are doing it with,
no matter how arbitrary
16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to
tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.
Check where you belong!!!!!
17) Over to U jare... Add urs.

The haters...

op you dey among

The freak

The individual who only replies comments from his/her real friends in life, but ignore the virtual friends' comments.

The individual who discloses the "in a relationship" status, so that just one single person can see. Whereas, in reality, they're truly single.

The individual who uploads one profile picture and leaves it on their profile, without changing it for about a year or more.

The individual who will add all your family members, like brother, sister, even mum, in order to feel like you all are actually friends.
Lol, Ok, that's all for now.