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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by fransixe(m): 8:51pm On Aug 03, 2015
All this boys sef....it doest'nt take too much to prepare indomie na.... its the only thing I cook that doesn't get burnt cheesy

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by ojnnaco(m): 8:52pm On Aug 03, 2015
Irrespective of all this jargons MEN are still d best COOK WORLDWIDE. if na lie Google am
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by bikkyorwell: 8:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
No 4,true asf!
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by obinnafred(m): 8:54pm On Aug 03, 2015
shadelek:
Cooking is my hubby, na to measure the quantity of salt needed be my problem
grin
Same thing wit me bro,salt

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by emitheo(m): 8:58pm On Aug 03, 2015
Erukumakanaki:
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done angry

Other Delibrate mistakes; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh grin


My ;personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing on ny palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia grin

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot undecided

4- Adding onions into a pot hot oil standing 5Fts away

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style when washing Meat. . wink



Dem too plenty mehn

hahahahahahahaha...
u wan kill me for laff

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by therealdeal10: 9:10pm On Aug 03, 2015
I'm a gud cuk
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:12pm On Aug 03, 2015
LMAO...i cant help but just laugh after reading only no.1 mistake.


let me continue.


btw..sameer1212, come here and tell me if you are a victim of licking spoon too while cooking..cheesy
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 03, 2015
I fry okro soup with red oil.I come cover the pot.Okro no gree draw.

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 03, 2015
holatin:
No forming I ve only made mistake while cooking once and the mistake is so terrible.

I was cooking in the dark only for me to mistakenly pour kerosene instead of groundnut oil into the rice.

I was like GHOOD WHYYYYY
shocked grin grin cheesy
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:15pm On Aug 03, 2015
vheMa:
Na lieangry I sabi some guys that can even cook more than metongue
ha!! So a lady like u can't cook *smh*
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 03, 2015
stephenqueen:
The only time wey ah make mistake wen cooking na wen ah put salt to yam wey ah wan pound.
lmao....it make sense na
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by denony(m): 9:16pm On Aug 03, 2015
come get my recipe, i am the best chef around wink
but dont ask me to cook soup, cus it will be disastrous
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:17pm On Aug 03, 2015
Another mistake,I use one liter of water cook one cup of rice.I just want the rice to plenty.rice turn to tuwo shinkafa.

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by wtfCode: 9:19pm On Aug 03, 2015
i can see see alotta ajekpokos and ajebutter kinda guys here. naaah, i don't do any of those sh*t. Mama thought me well. I can cook many kinda food and i'm proud of it grin grin i miss u momma sad

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by rabbuy(m): 9:20pm On Aug 03, 2015
Erukumakanaki:
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done angry

Other Delibrate mistakes; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh grin


My ;personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing on ny palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia grin

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot undecided

4- Adding onions into a pot hot oil standing 5Fts away (you need experience in bball)

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style when washing Meat. . wink

6- showing my super strength on Maggi crushing

Dem too plenty mehn

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by wtfCode: 9:22pm On Aug 03, 2015
otunsman:
Another mistake,I use one liter of water cook one cup of rice.I just want the rice to plenty.rice turn to tuwo shinkafa.
a typical yoruba lifestyle...
Cookin' ewwy sick lookin' food!!
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:23pm On Aug 03, 2015
Op. U are yet t see me cook



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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:24pm On Aug 03, 2015
Chaiiii grin grin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:26pm On Aug 03, 2015
holatin:
No forming I ve only made mistake while cooking once and the mistake is so terrible.

I was cooking in the dark only for me to mistakenly pour kerosene instead of groundnut oil into the rice.

I was like GHOOD WHYYYYY
cheesy cheesy cheesy....thats chin chun!
chai, this thread wan finish my tummy o.

you be ode..grin grin
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by wtfCode: 9:26pm On Aug 03, 2015
fransixe:
All this boys sef....it doest'nt take too much to prepare indomie na.... its the only thing I cook that doesn't get burnt cheesy
i don't know what that is, but i think i wanna get a taste of that. grin
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:27pm On Aug 03, 2015
adeh39:
Chaiiii grin grin
babe, are you reading comments here, i wan die for laff, choi....and you see them yabing ladies.
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:31pm On Aug 03, 2015
classicB:
There's nothing we won't.see.on nairaland lipsrsealed
as in ehnn! i have bn laughing here since.
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:32pm On Aug 03, 2015
Midehi:

babe, are you reading comments here, i wan die for laff, choi....and you see them yabing ladies.

Lol.....I don laugh tiregrin grin

See cooking skillsgrin grin

Where is Tosyne2much sef?grin.....I know sey nah only beans dat guy like to dey cookgrin grin
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by chuks87(m): 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2015
winetapper:
Mistake Guys Make While Cooking
Written by : Winetapper Inspiration: Awon Werey 100%
nt all guyz...male chefs like me/i ll make u salivate more.....

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2015
otunsman:
I fry okro soup with red oil.I come cover the pot.Okro no gree draw.

grin grin

Chaiii!
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by enitey(f): 9:35pm On Aug 03, 2015
Erukumakanaki:
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done angry

Other Delibrate mistakes; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh grin


My ;personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing on ny palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia grin

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot undecided

4- Adding onions into a pot hot oil standing 5Fts away

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style when washing Meat. . wink



Dem too plenty mehn



Hahahahaha

Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by anigbajumo(m): 9:36pm On Aug 03, 2015
M'perfect wen cooking my favryt food,others I no fit cook am nt to talk of mistake.......







cooking iz sumhw irritating,ah jst dnt knw why.....
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:36pm On Aug 03, 2015
adeh39:


Lol.....I don laugh tiregrin grin

See cooking skillsgrin grin

Where is Tosyne2much sef?grin.....I know sey nah only beans dat guy like to dey cookgrin grin

abi o.
oya wristbangle, tunnamania11, peeparty, scentmarlc, ronald4lif, all of una report here and confess your cooking skills...dont lie o..grin
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:38pm On Aug 03, 2015
Tomfrench:
grin This just reminded me of the day i cooked, beans..

After cooking, the beans was floating one side of the pot, and the oil on the otherside..

but, i no send anybody,

i still enjoyed it grin
grin grin...even you too
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by fransixe(m): 9:39pm On Aug 03, 2015
wtfCode:

i don't know what that is, but i think i wanna get a taste of that. grin
grin grin grin
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 03, 2015
I cook well. at least mum hasn't complained so far since she's been teaching me how to cook cos of admission.
I only have problem with adding salt.

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 03, 2015
otunsman:
I fry okro soup with red oil.I come cover the pot.Okro no gree draw.
chai...i don faint*

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