otunsman:
Another mistake,I use one liter of water cook one cup of rice.I just want the rice to plenty.rice turn to tuwo shinkafa.

All dose rule no time wasting, adopt d 'waka-comot' style of cooking wey we dey use for UNIBEN dat year....add all d ingredients right from d start! add enuf water, cover it, go class, come back and ur food is perfectly ready! Try it, trust me, it works, jjust be sensible! Shikena

No 1 point is mostly done by those who do not have kitchen manners. Common sense should tell you that it is wrong licking the spoon used for cooking. Dirty folks do that ish.

winetapper:
Mistake Guys Make While Cooking

Written by : Winetapper
Inspiration: Awon Werey 100%

*water and vegetables before ingredients *


Looooooool

Midehi:

abi o.
oya wristbangle, tunnamania11, peeparty, scentmarlc, ronald4lif, all of una report here and confess your cooking skills...dont lie o..

Lol.....dem don go hide

fransixe:
All this boys sef....it doest'nt take too much to prepare indomie na.... its the only thing I cook that doesn't get burnt

Half cooked indomie

donholy28:
1:frying any thing yam,plantain,potatoes or meat at a 10meters distance from d frying pan...or I put one in then run
2:using the longest spoon i can find to bring out d fried items...I no get time for nonsense
3:putting ingredients randomly...wetin i know be say make dem complete 4 pot
4.cutting onions with my eyes closed and head faced backwards
5.tasting d soup often and nodding like agama lizard
6.sniffing d air and licking my lips once d aroma of my concoction becomes familiar
7.many others I can't remember

This dude funny ghan!

Meanwhile OP's number 9...lwkmd. Tot I was a bad 'chef' until I stumbled on this thread! Pls note that d best chefs in d world r guys o...we ain't doing that bad.

@op if u don't know how to cook,just say so. Don't drag all guys into ur mess,as for me I've not seen d babe or woman dat can cook more than me.

Some ladies might not want to believe this,but men are better cooks than women. Or why is it that men are preferred as chefs in state houses, standard hotels, eateries, etc. And have you noticed that 90% of the cooking competitions have been won by male chefs?

Midehi:
...even you too

LOL, yea, that was my humble beginning
but, i'm a perfect cook now

Midehi:
LMAO...i cant help but just laugh after reading only no.1 mistake.


let me continue.


btw..sameer1212, come here and tell me if you are a victim of licking spoon too while cooking..

Lol.. Dear, I don't even know how to cook but won't mind if u will teach me. I miss u, cheers!!!

adeh39:


Half cooked indomie

Adeh, I can assure you that it served ma rumbling stomach that day so well....

fransixe:
Adeh, I can assure you that it served ma rumbling stomach that day so well....

Lol......guys ehn

tosyne2much:
I gbadun dis ur write-up ooooo


I'm guilty of some of the points

Watery beans

Midehi:

abi o.
oya wristb,angle, tunn,amania11, peep,arty, scen,tmarlc, rona,ld4lif, all of una report here and confess your cooking skills...dont lie o..

Well, I'm guilty of most of the points but that doesn't make me less a good cook

adeh39:


Lol......guys ehn

babe, nothing do us oh... even with our clumsiness around the kitchen, some times we are better cooks than chics... , a trial will convince u

I'm honestly tapping this comment in tears. Oh my days, the comments on this thread go kill person-o. LWKMD. It took me a long time to recover from this post below...by the time I read the others I was KIA.

Erukumakanaki:
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done

Other Delibrate mistakes; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh

My ;personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing on ny palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot

4- Adding onions into a pot hot oil standing 5Fts away

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style when washing Meat. .



Dem too plenty mehn

hugogerrard:
ha!! So a lady like u can't cook *smh*

ehn ehn? Any problem with that?



Even bill gate isn't the richest man

adeh39:


Lol.....I don laugh tire

See cooking skills

Where is Tosyne.2much sef?.....I know sey nah only beans dat guy like to dey cook

Hehehe


You sef suppose don know say I no dey use beans play

Midehi:

abi o.
oya wristbangle, tunnamania11, peeparty, scentmarlc, ronald4lif, all of una report here and confess your cooking skills...dont lie o..

vheMa:
ehn ehn? Any problem with that?



Even bill gate isn't the richest man

even if u dnt knw ow to cook,atleast u sabi that tin

adeh39:

Watery beans

Dey dia make pant dey wear u

donholy28:
1:frying any thing yam,plantain,potatoes or meat at a 10meters distance from d frying pan...or I put one in then run
2:using the longest spoon i can find to bring out d fried items...I no get time for nonsense
3:putting ingredients randomly...wetin i know be say make dem complete 4 pot
4.cutting onions with my eyes closed and head faced backwards
5.tasting d soup often and nodding like agama lizard
6.sniffing d air and licking my lips once d aroma of my concoction becomes familiar
7.many others I can't remember

lol

adeh39:


Lol.....dem don go hide

Erukumakanaki:
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done

Other Delibrate mistake; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh

My personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing it on my palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot

4- Adding onions into a pot of hot oil standing 5Fts away

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style while washing Meat. .



Dem too plenty mehn

I greet you sir

@ OP,I think you have a lot of Palm wine in your system. Why this primitive and ogogoro mindset that cooking is a primary duty of a woman ,and some blindly argue that women cook better than men as in wat
Go to any "5star" hotel like Sheraton, you probably will not see a woman cooking, but the whole think is done by men. Women are only good for "mama-put" ,but men do the real adventurous cooking

sameer1212:
Lol.. Dear, I don't even know how to cook but won't mind if u will teach me. I miss u, cheers!!!

Alright, will teach you how to make pounded yam, banga soup & tuwo...

miss you too.

Too Much Water, Salt And Pepper! http://www.bummyla.com

tosyne2much:
Hehehe


You sef suppose don know say I no dey use beans play

U sure sey u no be half cooked beans u dey cook?

tosyne2much:
Dey dia make pant dey wear u

Yeye guy

fransixe:
babe, nothing do us oh... even with our clumsiness around the kitchen, some times we are better cooks than chics... , a trial will convince u

Yeah.....funny enough....I love eating food prepared by a guy....delicious or not