THE RESUME OF JESUS CHRIST

Address: Ephesians 1:20.
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible
(keywords: Christ,Lord,Savior, and Jesus)


Hello, My Name is Jesus The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

I founded the earth and established the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13)
The blessing of the Abrahamic Convenant come upon your life through me (see Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

I’ve only had one employer (see Luke 2:49)
I’ve never been tardy,absent,disobedient,slothful, or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rare reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills/Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include:
Empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that that are bruised (see Luke 4:18)
I am a Wonderful Counselor (see Isaiah 9:6)
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33)
Most importantly, I have authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins (see 1 John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

I encompass the entire length and breadth of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6)
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3)
My Word is so powerful it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and light unto your path (see Psalms 119:105)
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (see Psalms 44:21)

Major Accomplishments

I was an active participant in the greatest summit meeting of all time (see Genesis 1:26)
I laid down my life so that you may live (see 2 Corinthians 5:15)
I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of him openly (see Colossians 2:15)
I’ve miracoulously fed the poor, healed the sick, and raised the dead!

There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at www.wordofGod.bible. You don’t need an internet connection or computer to access ny website.

References

Believers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration, fulfilled prophecies, and spiritual guidance.


Summary

Now you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your path (see Proverbs 3:5-6) and lead you into everlasting life (see John 6:47) and I love you unconditionally.
When can I start? Time is of the essence (see Hebrews 3:15).

He has a very good CV, I already employed him as the President/Chairmain/CEO of my 'company'

Me too

the best employee an employer could ever recruit, he will make turnover, PBT, PAT grow at astounding geomatric rates.
let him into your company and see the STOCK HOLDERS grinning from side to side.

Cute.

Moved to religion section.

God is not a man Jesus was a man so he was not god if he was god who was he praying to? Jesus acknowledged god was greater than he he said to pray our father so if he was the son of god so too are we sons/daughters of god Adam had no father or mother so he trumps Jesus who had a mother who was herself a descendant of Adam god is everywhere all the time everywhere at once Jesus was only in Palestine and had to walk from one place to another Jesus even said people would do even greater works than himself no one can be be greater than god so again Jesus was not god. God by the way in Hebrew is Elohim and this. Word does not mean how we have come to see it there are many Elohim and they are not all supernatural any one in authority is an Elohim the Elohim of Israel said he was god and there was none beside him