Happy New Year!!! My fellow nigerians.

It's quite an age?Sorry, na work.

I was going along Awolowo Way when d shandys collectors (police) ordered me to park.

I parked.And after escaping all sorts of their quiz.From iller light( as they pronounced it),to Trappicator.

They retired to be asking me of my element (helmet).

I imagined if somebody driving should be putting on helmet again.

When  they regained their conscousness;they said oh! madam.U can go

I laughed and laughed.

Nigeria Police!!! 

y u self no use ur carash element, una go just dey break laws

Or Karate element .Shey?

I dont know aristole is funny like this.

I am just using this thread to unlock myself from unemployment I find myself presently.

Aristole,help me to canvass for helpers

busari whereu asking me a question?
no just allow me vex 4 hot afternoon o

even nobody break law romade must do am.

romade how far

today na tursday how tomorow go bi

our appointment go still work?

i dont fornicate btw thursday & monday so rebook appointment with my secretary benjy, receptionist tyty, typist lolabay or my PA dani

wetin u dey feel like

lomade, i go tell papa for village say na wetin u dey do b dis

Na him papa's business be dt ryt 4rm tyme.

Na promotion u wan give am so

@joke lol

aristotle stop flirtin my clumsy is around

Romade!!!.

U neva know ur number.

Go nd join d long queue

i dont board buses sowwwy

cuss u prefer climbing donkeys

joke?

y u com dey ask me

just answer me

i dnt av any answer for u, so go

@joke
ftalmao

@aristole
They (policemen) needed the egunje badly that they started asking stupid questions.
Soon dem go dey ask Okada for seatbelt.

abi now,na hunger AND GREED

lomade why u no make me ur PA make i PERSONALY ASSASINATE U!!!!!

hahahhahahhah

abeg mooo

no asasinate am ,him stil dey oew me mony

y,mone,all about money

now i know my enemies

@Obinna5000

Yes oo .Seat Belt and Inner Light for OKada.

romade:

now i know my enemies

good 4 u

u be no109

Thank God they didnt ask you for akoto.

police don suffer

na there callin