You Know Your Mum is
Nigerian When
she scolds you for using
your
left hand to collect money
from the
Atm machine.
..
..

# You Know Your Mum Is
Nigerian If she
warns you to desist from
chasing girls
around, Instead of u facing
your
studies.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMumI
sNigerian If she
tells you to repay her for
the food
You've been eating since
birth when
You only asked her to
return d money she
kept for you
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
reminds you how many
hours she spent in labour
giving
birth to you each time you
offend
her.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
promises to buy you a gift if
you come first in class but
never does.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If
You borrow her some cash
and
when you request for it
back..she's
like "all the food you have
been
eating nko?"
.
..
..

#YouKnowYour
MumIsNigerian When
After shouting from morning
to evening , she ends it with
" after
you people will say I'm
shouting"
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
gets to buy already made
Gowns for Celebrations for
you and
threatens to return when u
frown
Because its too big!
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
goes to the market and
starts
pricing until the seller starts
crying
.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She tells ur 6-yr-old brother
"keep behaving like a kid,
your
mate dey give woman belle.
..
..

#youknowYourMum
isNigerian When
after beating the hell outta
your life
then she goes like "you
want to kill
me abi?
"
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
Each time she reminds you
she didn't kill her mother so
you
will not kill her.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
You ask: Mom, where do I
keep the bag?
And she
replies: Put
it on my head!
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She refers anything bad to
your enemies and turns it to
a
prayer ....

ME : O ti re mi
....

MUM: ota e
lo
ma re.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She says that you can drink
the coke with a visitor then
beats
the hell out of you after the
visitor
leaves.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian
ME: Gives mom homework
assignment* ....

MUM:Go and meet your
brother

ME:You dont even know it

MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni
olodo.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She warns you that as a girl,
when you shake a boy's
hand,
you'll get pregnant.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She prices just one
commodity round 3 stores
then,
goes back to the first one to
buy.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She serves a meal not
enough to everyone else,
claiming her
share is in kitchen. Then she
sleeps hungry.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
You want to follow her out
she says go and wear your
slippers
....by the time you are back
she's gone.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU
ARE DOING ME?
its YOURSELF YOU ARE
DOING".
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
The only thing she doesn't
want to hear from you is
'peem'.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She touches hot pot
comfortably without a
napkin
..
..
MUM: Shebi am talking to
you and
you are keeping quiet

ME: But...

MUM:
Keep quiet, i'm talking!....



NAIJA mums are
incomparable. GOD bless
our mums!!

Lolx....i cant stop laughing. naija mums too gbaski. thanks to OP, u made my morning.

Can't stop laughing...my mum be like '' u are going to school not after boys '' u get belle school e pari ni yan

Can't stop laughing...my mum be like '' u are going to school not after boys '' u get belle school e pari ni yan..u go sell pepper tired

Moms ; the best comedians with a serious expression...

Dani4tech:
You Know Your Mum is Nigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. .. ..
# You Know Your Mum Is Nigerian If she warns you to desist from chasing girls around, Instead of u facing your studies. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMumI sNigerian If she tells you to repay her for the food You've been eating since birth when You only asked her to return d money she kept for you .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if you come first in class but never does. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If You borrow her some cash and when you request for it back..she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?" . .. ..
#YouKnowYour MumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with " after you people will say I'm shouting" .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She gets to buy already made Gowns for Celebrations for you and threatens to return when u frown Because its too big! .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She goes to the market and starts pricing until the seller starts crying . .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother "keep behaving like a kid, your mate dey give woman belle. .. ..
#youknowYourMum isNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like "you want to kill me abi? " .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When Each time she reminds you she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head! .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer ....
ME : O ti re mi ....
MUM: ota e lo ma re. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She says that you can drink the coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian ME: Gives mom homework assignment* ....
MUM:Go and meet your brother
ME:You dont even know it
MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl, when you shake a boy's hand, you'll get pregnant. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She prices just one commodity round 3 stores then, goes back to the first one to buy. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She serves a meal not enough to everyone else, claiming her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When You want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers ....by the time you are back she's gone. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She never stops using this phrase "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING". .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't want to hear from you is 'peem'. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin .. .. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and you are keeping quiet
ME: But...
MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking!....

NAIJA mums are incomparable. GOD bless our mums!!

LMAO!! AWON EBI BABA E LOLODO IS MORE COMMON TO D YORUBA ONES. DE AR D BEST!
ME BE LIKE : MOM AM HUNGRY
MOM: OYA WA JE MI

Nice oNe, true talk