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huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 09, 2015
mm

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by nikkiking(m): 5:54pm On Aug 09, 2015
Op u sure say nobi u undecided undecided undecided talk truth now so I'd tips u on how i manage stop mine tongue tongue

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Misskeffas(f): 6:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:11pm On Aug 09, 2015
I think people who are addicted to masturbation are also capable of rape and paedophilia. Its a mental disorder.



Its ok if its just once in two months or 3months, but every day? That's craaazy!

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by wordbank(m): 6:12pm On Aug 09, 2015
Misskeffas:
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.
Make I no talk wetin dey my mind

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by gj22(m): 6:16pm On Aug 09, 2015
rawswag:
okay so on a sunny day i came back from my exams a little too early and heard sounds of ecstacies coming from the bathroom i went there and saw my roommate masturbating a boy to b precise he didnt notice me so i left it bothered me to an extent then i considered it normal after that i caught him several other times and decided to advice him cos hes a really shy guy i talke dto him privately told him d implications and so on but the guy said he knows all that but anytime he takes it upon himself not to masturbate the urge keeps coming back and he doesnt just know how he just jump back into the act he has been masturbating for about 6 yrs now according to him ....we tried many things browsed the net but to no avail he always masturbates as i type right now he just masturbated few minutes ago and is very sad and i saw a tear running down his cheek i asked wat is it and he told me he just masturbated pls pple help me with advice six yrs is no joke my pple pls help

Leave him alone. Don't make him start hating himself for it. Don't make him feel less human cause of this. Leave him alone and tell him to accept himself the way he is. There are no scientifically proven side effects of masturbation. Unless he is a chronic masturbator. Leave him alone

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by ThisisBuhari: 6:21pm On Aug 09, 2015
I know of a friend that started masturbation in 1995 upto 2010 when he got married.

atimes, he masturbates 3 times a day. there was a time he couldnt stand on his feet for good 30seconds.

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by ThisisBuhari: 6:22pm On Aug 09, 2015
Misskeffas:
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.
is better he masturbates.

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 09, 2015
Misskeffas:
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.
ahsekeena:
I think people who are addicted to masturbation are also capable of rape and paedophilia. Its a mental disorder.
Its ok if its just once in two months or 3months, but every day? That's craaazy!
Misskeffas:
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.
the guy is an introvert literally speaking and doesnt like hanging around people at all dont know for the paedophillia stuff tho
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by IamLEGEND1: 6:24pm On Aug 09, 2015
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Na wa oh....

na who you see as mumu for here?

you mean to tell me say a full-blooded guy go shed tear because him mästurbate?

and no guy will cry in front of another guy and TELL HIM THAT ITZ BECAUSE HE MASTÙRBATED....

so we all know say na yourself you dey talk about.

#Kontinu

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by gj22(m): 6:24pm On Aug 09, 2015
ahsekeena:
I think people who are addicted to masturbation are also capable of rape and paedophilia. Its a mental disorder.



Its ok if its just once in two months or 3months, but every day? That's craaazy!

WTF. People do it a few times a day every day.
And they still have a healthy sexual life. What the fvck is the point in masturbating once in 2 months?

It's bad when it becomes a habit that starts affecting other areas of your life negatively.

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:25pm On Aug 09, 2015
gj22:


Leave him alone. Don't make him start hating himself for it. Don't make him feel less human cause of this. Leave him alone and tell him to accept himself the way he is. There are no scientifically proven side effects of masturbation. Unless he is a chronic masturbator. Leave him alone
the thing is hes tired of it but cant open up to anybody i was the first he opened up too abt it
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:27pm On Aug 09, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Na wa oh....

na who you see as mumu for here?

you mean to tell me say a full-blooded guy go shed tear because him mästurbate?

and no guy will cry in front of another guy and TELL HIM THAT ITZ BECAUSE HE MASTÙRBATED....

so we all know say na yourself you dey talk about.

#Kontinu
i bin dey try avoid u and dis ur comments especially in d sexuality room
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:27pm On Aug 09, 2015
rawswag:
now he just masturbated few minutes ago and is very sad and i saw a tear running down his cheek i asked wat is it and he told me he just masturbated

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:28pm On Aug 09, 2015
gj22:


WTF. People do it a few times a day every day.
And they still have a healthy sexual life. What the fvck is the point in masturbating once in 2 months?

It's bad when it becomes a habit that starts affecting other areas of your life negatively.




I don't believe it! Why would one who has a healthy and active sexual life masturbate? Why? Just tell me?


If u are an addict, ur sex life is either non existent or unhealthy. Eeew.
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by INTROVERT(f): 6:29pm On Aug 09, 2015
i once heard masturbation is better than having sex.

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:33pm On Aug 09, 2015
nikkiking:
Op u sure say nobi u undecided undecided undecided talk truth now so I'd tips u on how i manage stop mine tongue tongue

that's the format they use now, my friend, my roommate, my this my that...

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:33pm On Aug 09, 2015
rawswag:
the guy is an introvert literally speaking and doesnt like hanging around people at all dont know for the paedophillia stuff tho

Yea,,,chronic masturbators are usually withdrawn.
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 09, 2015
Misskeffas:
Op advise your friend to get himself a g.f.
exactly.
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by IamLEGEND1: 6:40pm On Aug 09, 2015
rawswag:
i bin dey try avoid u and dis ur comments especially in d sexuality room

e be like say you dey confuse me with another pesin.

na wen you see me for séxuality section..?

The lies are strong with this one.
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by SkinnyDude(m): 7:00pm On Aug 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
i once heard masturbation is better than having sex.
ya.. come lets mastarbate

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by mikron(m): 7:04pm On Aug 09, 2015
OP try to use punctuation marks when writing next time, ur write-up is one long sentence without punctuation marks. Not good to read at all

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by MzzTega(f): 7:18pm On Aug 09, 2015
Take him for prayers.
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by iheanyi40(m): 7:25pm On Aug 09, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Na wa oh....

na who you see as mumu for here?

you mean to tell me say a full-blooded guy go shed tear because him mästurbate?

and no guy will cry in front of another guy and TELL HIM THAT ITZ BECAUSE HE MASTÙRBATED....

so we all know say na yourself you dey talk about.

#Kontinu
as in ehh, na wetin I wan talk nw sef
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by obowunmi(m): 7:28pm On Aug 09, 2015
Guy needs to find a sexologist.
Re: huutfbkoyesghg by jrerico1(m): 7:43pm On Aug 09, 2015
grin grin the Op is a comedian, i'll prefer he crack those jokes on stage

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Re: huutfbkoyesghg by IamLEGEND1: 7:56pm On Aug 09, 2015
iheanyi40:
as in ehh, na wetin I wan talk nw sef
d guy think say we get fish brain.

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