I found this interesting post on one of my Whatsapp Group.

If you are married and you've been wondering how you can always get your husband home as fast as possible and straight from work or anywhere, here are some creative ideas from an experienced woman!!! Lols.

I want you to sit back and enjoy the Whatsapp post am going to share with you. I'm so sure you'll thank me later. See more after the cut... www.tessynkennor.com

Lols, aint mixing business with pleasure.

When bae tells hector "I want ur penis in my virgina right nw''




Usain bolt no sabi run na

Will infact shock him like high tension wire...

Na all men like sex?

FruityLass:
Will infact shock him like high tension wire...

Na all men like sex?

depends on d mood

FruityLass:
Will infact shock him like high tension wire...

Na all men like sex?

Yes

well, all these things only happens in our movies......or when the marriage is still very young! but if our women can keep up with this, wow...it will be spicy to our marriages.

I greatly agree!

FruityLass:
Will infact shock him like high tension wire...

Na all men like sex?

yes, yes and yes ohhhh.....

that's disgusting!!!

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The fun of many marriages barely last a year, most especially when kids join. The mother attention is divided between hubby and kids, and in most cases the kids gets 99% of the woman's attention and we can't blame her for that.

Same reason many man find solace outside.

Its really tough though.

Lmaooo...now that's a woman every real nicca needs. These girls dont know the first thing about making things interesting. Imagine a text like that after a stressful day at work. If that don't make u smile...then nothing else will.

but we know 9Ja girls......

na thread wey dey call every guy a rapist wey dem pounce on,devour the whole thing.

but thread wey go genuinely help their ministry,dem no go show face....

one dey even open mouth ask if na every man wey like sëx......

#ButDazNoneOfMahBusiness

FruityLass:
Will infact shock him like high tension wire...

Na all men like sex?

If U as a lady tel Pope DAT one, walahi Pope go show! Go ask Lara how she dey take hook Oshio Baba!

Be a fantastic cook and his personal reckless LovePeddler.
as in

All I see is unmarried youngins and virgins speaking on shite they no nada about! Una go learn 1 day!

He he he!!!

It can only happen to financially stable couples,

Imagine guy man wey be driver for "God is good" motors and is driving from Asaba to damaturu, and u come end dat kind message to him, na thunder go fire u and that ur toto.

Or a man wey dey him shop for main market from morning till evening, the guy man never sell N200 na goods, even his transport fare for the day never sure sef.

Or a man who is earning 25k per month and always thinking of ways to augment the family finances and u come carry those yeye message end give am,



Or a woman who has 4 kids aged 8, 6, 4, 2 respectively and them de dismiss school by 4pm + ur wife closes from work from dat same 4pm, goes to bring the kids from school, remove their uniforms and wash them, then, begin to prepare dinner and then make arrangement for tomorrow morning, na she go come get time to send u such sms?



Na all these nonsense all these girls wey no know their right from left go read finish, den,dem go de expect such trash from their husband and if he does not live up, they start crying fowl.


Oyibo people setting and life pattern is far far difference from our own, what is obtained there is not obtained here. just imagine a country were govt will pay both u and ur wife dough(unemployment benefits) for just sitting down @ ome doing nothing other than to sleep, sh!t, eat, phuck and repeat the routine over the years, + ur kids fees are taken care by govt. Why won't they have time to play all those nonsense love play?








Its only 10% of newly wed or young couple can do that and it will work for them.