OK, I got this off a friend's BC, I really lmao @ NO 18 as it happened to me so many times! lol.



;DHOW TO IDENTIFY A TYPICAL NAIJA MUM



1. when she says “Get my kini” and believes with
all confidence that she gave birth to a mind
reader.

2. when you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she
replies “Sorry for yourself”.

3. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head
now.”

4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and
she replied: “why wont you have malaria when
you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and
she replies: “soo the person that came first has
two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just
to punish you.

8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change
the channel

9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?

10. when your mum asks you if the food is
enough and you reply no and she says go and
drink water

11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will
hear ween.

12. when she touches hot pot comfortably
without a napkin

13. when with one look she tells you, you will get
the beating of your life when you get home.

14. when you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name.

15. When she tells you: ‘I didnt kill my mother, so
you cannot kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home
work and she advised: go and meet your brother.
You then say, so you don’t even know it and she
repliesit is your father’s family members that are
dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you
lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve
been eating at home nko?”

19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than
Robin Hood is, with arrows.

20. when the seller of cow meat says “Madam
na #7000 for this meat she say, lemme give you #1500.


Naija mums we dey try! loooooolz.

We will continue to love you mums.

When you tell her: "Mum, Grandma is too old, when will she die?"
And she replies "God forbid, it's your Mother that will die"

Okay, na joke o.

Don't you just love our Mothers? Orisa bi iya kosi.

Mum, I love you so much!

VickyRotex:
When you tell her: "Mum, Grandma is too old, when will she die?"
And she replies "God forbid, it's your Mother that will die"

Okay, na joke o.

Don't you just love our Mothers? Orisa bi iya kosi.

Mum, I love you so much!

loooooolz.

lolz