IamLEGEND1:


dat is just a bunch of crap.....

men dont gossip, we discuss.....

and the ones who want their girlfriends to demand things from them are just insecure in their r/ships and are in desperate need to feel needed.

nagging guys?

Nah, there is a difference between coming online to bítch and whíne about trivial things on a faceless forum and actually doing that in real life...

materialistic guys?

i no get anything to talk about this one

Discuss kwa?
Yeah, we discuss ou real babes, football, soccer, autos, celebs and our cheap whorl'ols and what we are up to wv em hahahaha! Discuss indeed

Sabrwahaqqo:

How do u know my lips tastes like bitter leaf, u be winch?


Yh, 3 months is a long time , maybe you should find one with a very large congregation this time around so that even if you don't go for a year nobody go know or feel yo absence. You might even decide not to give your pastor any tip (tithe), He's a big man anyway.....

Leader? Elucidate.

My washing and setting no get second place just say ur touched

Lol stop calling it tip jor we give to God nor be the pastor

Leader as in. We go to church and we have a pastor and he preaches. In mosque u just go and pray by urself?

MrsPhyno:

My washing and setting no get second place just say ur touched

Lol stop calling it tip jor we give to God nor be the pastor

Leader as in. We go to church and we have a pastor and he preaches. In mosque u just go and pray by urself?

Hahaha! For u 2 be able to 'touch' (my heart), u gatu withstand verrrry long set af things over even longer period of tym

Ok, I have hia. To God? Which currency is spent in heaven now?

Oh that! The system in the mosque is quite different from what happens in our diversified churches but I will have to write a long story for the ancestors if iam to explain. But right now, I don't feel like writing to the ancestors.

Sabrwahaqqo:

Hahaha! For u 2 be able to 'touch' (my heart), u gatu withstand verrrry long set af things over even longer period of tym

Ok, I have hia. To God? Which currency is spent in heaven now?

Oh that! The system in the mosque is quite different from what happens in our diversified churches but I will have to write a long story for the ancestors if iam to explain. But right now, I don't feel like writing to the ancestors.

I can withstand anything

It's a sign to God. It's more about the meaning behind it than the actual money. Yeye

Okay so just write to me then u know say na only us dey awake for this whole nairaland

MrsPhyno:

I can withstand anything

It's a sign to God. It's more about the meaning behind it than the actual money. Yeye

Okay so just write to me then u know say na only us dey awake for this whole nairaland

, really?? I wish this were a position where I could boldly say let's wait and see after a romp tomorrow.


LoL, That's fantastic. By fattening the pastor's acct you're indirectly gratifying God. Yeye

If you really mean to understand, visit http://www.masjidtucson.org/submission/practices/salat/howtoperformsalat.html

Sabrwahaqqo:

, really?? I wish this were a position where I could boldly say let's wait and see after a romp tomorrow.


LoL, That's fantastic. By fattening the pastor's acct you're indirectly gratifying God. Yeye

If you really mean to understand, visit http://www.masjidtucson.org/submission/practices/salat/howtoperformsalat.html

Loooool drink peak milk mixed with alomo bitters
That's just what I learned on NL o I no sabi dis kain tin

Its split amongst the church staff jare they need it to keep the building running

Ok thanks for the notes teacher I go read am

MrsPhyno:

Loooool drink peak milk mixed with alomo bitters
That's just what I learned on NL o I no sabi dis kain tin

Its split amongst the church staff jare they need it to keep the building running

Ok thanks for the notes teacher I go read am

Hehe, Na u go teach me my job? ,,, I no go wan fall my own hand nah


Tor, do you have an idea of the ratio wey dem dey share the donation? I think that needs to be checked cos hmmm... Story for another time sha lol


You? I no believe u o

Sabrwahaqqo:

Hehe, Na u go teach me my job? ,,, I no go wan fall my own hand nah


Tor, do you have an idea of the ratio wey dem dey share the donation? I think that needs to be checked cos hmmm... Story for another time sha lol


You? I no believe u o

I no need teach u sha I believe u sabi the tin wellar

My church no dey do donations/offering like dat they don't obsess about it like some other churches. Church get levels nah

E go shock u

MrsPhyno:

I no need teach u sha I believe u sabi the tin wellar

My church no dey do donations/offering like dat they don't obsess about it like some other churches. Church get levels nah

E go shock u

Infact, this Sunday is dry no be small, all em babes don turn born again overnight #sad


Chai! Church sef get level he no go beta for the life of d fada and moda of poverty combined togeda.


Eeeey! Just make sure na shoki you wan use shock me. I fear anything electrical no be small.


BTW, how's been ya Sunday?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Infact, this Sunday is dry no be small, all em babes don turn born again overnight #sad


Chai! Church sef get level he no go beta for the life of d fada and moda of poverty combined togeda.


Eeeey! Just make sure na shoki you wan use shock me. I fear anything electrical no be small.


BTW, how's been ya Sunday?

On Sunday ur thinking of babes? I just pirry you You neva see anything them go turn Deeper Life self.

Thunda fiya poverty

If u fear electric something u no go handle me o I dey spark

MrsPhyno:

On Sunday ur thinking of babes? I just pirry you You neva see anything them go turn Deeper Life self.

Thunda fiya poverty

If u fear electric something u no go handle me o I dey spark

It's not funny at all sweet.


Amen to that intelligent praya!


Humm! God created insulators cos af ya types, I will just insulate you and suppress all your shocker waves hahahaha! That's why am the man! Hehehehe

Sabrwahaqqo:


It's not funny at all sweet.


Amen to that intelligent praya!


Humm! God created insulators cos af ya types, I will just insulate you and suppress all your shocker waves hahahaha! That's why am the man! Hehehehe

Lerra u people will come and complain that women are too loose which one is it

U no fit

MrsPhyno:

Lerra u people will come and complain that women are too loose which one is it

U no fit

One's jez got to flow with what's up shey you get save you wanna risk bashing from fellow niggas lol

Ehnehn, you're beginning to tempt me ooh

Sabrwahaqqo:


One's jez got to flow with what's up shey you get save you wanna risk bashing from fellow niggas lol

Ehnehn, you're beginning to tempt me ooh

Lubbishhhh
Men always backing each other up since Noah was a sailor

Be tempted but sin not

cant find myself among those folks coz am real man

MrsPhyno:

Lubbishhhh
Men always backing each other up since Noah was a sailor

Be tempted but sin not

You will soon see Noah the tailor, yeye gyal. Life is lyk the d*ck that women can turn up to make hard at anytym if care is not taken ... Am beginning to talk too much sha, which magic u dey use?


'sin' ? I have a plan. We can marry for 6hrs and when we done we'll sort the marriage out and when we need to meet we redo the marriage. So, no sin!

Sabrwahaqqo:

You will soon see Noah the tailor, yeye gyal. Life is lyk the d*ck that women can turn up to make hard at anytym if care is not taken ... Am beginning to talk too much sha, which magic u dey use?


'sin' ? I have a plan. We can marry for 6hrs and when we done we'll sort the marriage out and when we need to meet we redo the marriage. So, no sin!

Don't blame yourself I have that effect just continue babbling I understand

Chaiii na me u wan take use so?
When we're done abi. See your mouth. It's Sunday abeg

MrsPhyno:

Don't blame yourself I have that effect just continue babbling I understand

Chaiii na me u wan take use so?
When we're done abi. See your mouth. It's Sunday abeg

Me? Blabbing? You're wikend ooo


Don't get it twisted nah, just not to offend God shey u get?

Sabrwahaqqo:

Me? Blabbing? You're wikend ooo


Don't get it twisted nah, just not to offend God shey u get?

No be wickedness, nah 'failed attempt at humour'

My Sunday has been good. I no go church as usual......

Not to offend God... What about offending me

MrsPhyno:
No be wickedness, nah 'failed attempt at humour'
My Sunday has been good. I no go church as usual......
Not to offend God... What about offending me

, failed attempt at humor? That's gross gee
I know that already
Sebi all nah to enjoi awa selves?

Sabrwahaqqo:

, failed attempt at humor? That's gross gee

I know that already

Sebi all nah to enjoi awa selves?

Life isn't about enjoyment it's about struggle
das what they preach in all these MFM churches

can u guess my kind of church

MrsPhyno:
Life isn't about enjoyment it's about struggle das what they preach in all these MFM churches
can u guess my kind of church

Catholic?

Sabrwahaqqo:

Catholic?

Looool
Why would u think so

MrsPhyno:
Looool Why would u think so

First, am I right?

Sabrwahaqqo:

First, am I right?

First you are wrong

Now tell me why u thought so

I am materialistic oo...Is there anything bad in that? I guess no

MrsPhyno:

First you are wrong

Now tell me why u thought so

Me I just say the thing wey come mind ni o. I'm not educated about the xteristics of variant Churches...
Leh me give it my last shot though, Christ Embassy?

Baseless. Not entirely pointless though. I think you are trying too hard to be ingenious. These behaviours are not widespread enough to be thus considered.

MrsPhyno:

Gu rgle

IA mL ege nd1

Sabrwahaqqo:


Me I just say the thing wey come mind ni o. I'm not educated about the xteristics of variant Churches...
Leh me give it my last shot though, Christ Embassy?

Lol yeah I don't really consider Catholics as Christians it's almost a different religion lmao

No.... Idk really what I am sha. Sorry I can't answer u

are u a Sunni or Shia Muslim?

Lol how did we start talking about religion....

.

MrsPhyno:

Lol yeah I don't really consider Catholics as Christians it's almost a different religion lmao

No.... Idk really what I am sha. Sorry I can't answer u

are u a Sunni or Shia Muslim?

Lol how did we start talking about religion....

Hehe, Me, you and Gurgle are plainly the same thing mystic-wise.

Me sef, Iam just there! A Muslim that performs the basics and belongs to nobody