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| Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:11am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Before u marry a lady, invite her for dinner, eat together &watch out for the following;. If she starts eating the meat before you, it implies that, she would have planned for your salary/income before you collect it.. If she wants to share the meat equally, she won't be obedient to u, she will always question your authority. If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry for you, she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on voicemail. If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u can't win any argument with her at all and she may end up beating you one day! . If her mouth makes noise while eating, it means she can't keep secrets. If she asks for extra fufu, nna mennh you will need extra blood tonic to survive the marriage! So guys, be wise!!! A stitch in time saves nine... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Cutehector(m): 7:12am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Joke |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by oshinadekunle(m): 7:14am On Aug 18, 2015 |
If she dnt eat nko 1 Like |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by boboLIL(m): 7:18am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Ar u an upcoming comedian? |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by LaurelP(m): 7:24am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Dis is soooo funny... Except dat am not laughing! 2 Likes |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by kingstylo01(m): 7:24am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Hit like if you think the op is high on akamu.. 3 Likes |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by nikkiking(m): 7:24am On Aug 18, 2015 |
@0p Remind single forever in jesus Name  . |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by MegMich(m): 7:36am On Aug 18, 2015 |
This thread is set for the dustbin. Iffa hear this thing makes from page? |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:49am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Op, sorry to say this; your aim at trying to strike up some humour was futile. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:50am On Aug 18, 2015 |
@all the people above me, are ur brains short circuited?. OP dis OP that... Haba!!! Make una get sense na. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:51am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Aisha95:k. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:54am On Aug 18, 2015 |
kingstylo01:with which hand do u want to click like with? That big finger u use in wankin ur tiny pilik abi? |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:57am On Aug 18, 2015 |
MegMich:your own case na "my neighbour don comment, so I must comment". If I want to place u, I think u are that one stinkin long hair dangling in a "krase man" nyash. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:58am On Aug 18, 2015 |
oshinadekunle:then run |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 7:59am On Aug 18, 2015 |
nikkiking:ur mumurity na limited edition |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by naijaboiy: 8:00am On Aug 18, 2015 |
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| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 8:00am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Cutehector:only one look at your face say just one thing "help me" |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Cutehector(m): 8:30am On Aug 18, 2015 |
lrguru:nigerians sha.... |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by vizkiz: 8:33am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Aisha95: seems someone just broke your heart  Cuz all your comments has been harsh since today  1 Like |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 8:39am On Aug 18, 2015 |
vizkiz:
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| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by MegMich(m): 8:41am On Aug 18, 2015 |
lrguru: Uh oh! A case of striking the wrong cord! Sorry dear! I've got berra things to do. God bless your day. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by deniyor: 9:23am On Aug 18, 2015 |
| Time to get a job |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by vani86: 9:31am On Aug 18, 2015 |
lmao, this is stupid but funny 1 Like |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 10:24am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Unbelievably unfunny. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by uchebest2006(m): 10:47am On Aug 18, 2015 |
I won't be surprise,if this make FP!! But Op,dn't u knw that ladies eat more meat in the kitchen b4 u taste the meal she will gv to you. 1 Like |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 18, 2015 |
MegMich:buzz da fark off...punk |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 11:00am On Aug 18, 2015 |
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| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Nobody: 11:02am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Austeenx:MTN sha!!! Even danfo conductor like u still de get free MB. MTN is really everywhere u go. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by Youngpo413: 11:11am On Aug 18, 2015 |
uchebest2006:women loves meat and I don't know why. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by karkinase(m): 12:20pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
:-XVery funny..but make sense sha. |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by therealdeal10: 12:24pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Hahaha sm of our 9ija gals dey do everytin  |
| Re: Guys Please Before U Marry A Lady, Notice All Of These by uchebest2006(m): 12:35pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
uchebest2006: |
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