Pls I need suggestions on how to make real good use of my new laptop.Thanks

Place it on top of your lap often and ask your babe to sit on it (guess that's why it's called 'laptop')

Webmasters,pls advise me on how I can make d best use of my new laptop.I also intend to build my website very soon.Thanks

Douzy:

Place it on top of your lap often and ask your babe to sit on it (guess that's why it's called 'laptop')

LOL. Thats the most logical answer. I have a question too. "Please I need suggestions on how to make real good use of my new girl friend." Thanks

Send her to Italy and she be makin' real good money fo' ya!

Ynot&Dousy,I think both of U are just STUPID.If U ve notin 2contribute YNOT stay clear.Instead of showin off Ur stupidity in d most ridiculous manner.

Stupid questions call for stupid answers. Next question, please!

best use how?

if yu hadnt any dream or plan b4 yu bought it, then y did yu ever buy it.
the best thing to do is to THROW IT AWAY!

I thought I was the only one who saw the folly in this question.

Maybe he got it as a gift? Well, Chukwu, first of all learn how to use MS Office!

Chukwutem, dont mind dem. You probably can start learning how to type, save and retrieve documents for your personal use just as SEUN has suggested. But there are a lot of things you can do with your Laptop depending on how you look at the laptop. Some people may just install a pc-Bible for studies thats all; so it depends on what you actually want.

Let him go and enroll for basic computer training then before he messes the laptop up.

Dousy,atleast U ar bak to Ur senses.Dis a lesson-U certainly dont have ans to every&any question.Instead of letting out your deep seated fustrations,learn to keep shut.I think it's only a sign of immaturity.

OMG! I can see you are so elated that some folks actually made out (or rather wasted) time to respond to your ludicrous question. Even 'immature' kids know what to use a laptop for, which still baffles me why in the world of today a so-called 'mature' grown thick-haired a$$ guy would come over here to ask us what to use a laptop for (or haven't you heard of a three-year old who ordered for a car via the internet?). I am surprised you could even post a message on the internet (if at all, it was not your younger brother who has been posting the messages for you). Hey! Please, you should, first of all, go and learn to spell my name (or at least, copy and paste), dunce, before contemplating coming here to exchange words with me. Damn! I don't even know why I should be talking to an idiot who does not know that he should always hit the SPACEBAR once whenever he types a COMMA (and also at least, once whenever he types a FULLSTOP). Oh dude, please did you just escape from Darfur? Arrrgh. . . !

BROf Y naw?
am really sorry. you dont hav to throw the laptop away. it was a mistake.

To make good use of this laptop is to, KEEP IT ON YA LAP AND SERVE FOOD ON IT. This is comon sense.
remember its for food as table.

ALTERNATIVELY, THROW IT AWAY!

Abeg Douzy, pity am. Ok, uncle Chuks, if na dash dem dash you, then we go understand. But if you carry yasef go market go get laptop and you no know the use of it, that one na serious matter o. Abi, you just wan 'proof' to them boys say you too don land? Biko, no vex o, I dey just ask question.

By the way, if this ya question na genuine one, I go say, make you start with Google. Anything wey u dey look for, dey google.

Biko, no vex eh.

Douzy,I do my postings myself with my phone.
I want to appologise to d forum 4 initiating dis thread.
But I want all 2 understand dat Nigeria is a 3rd world country wit 2few computers 4her size.Hence,most Nigerians have not even seen a computer b4.
I think d so called lords&gurus of computer shd PATIENTLY spread computer literacy.

ROTFL with Douzy
Chukwutem original ibo bros, lol, He posts by himself

Gamine,U ve got it all w

got it wrong huh How?

CHUKWUTEM , i use all mi mind beg you naw. y do yu insult 9ja lika that?
that 9jiria is 3rd world doenst mean that 9jars dont no what a mixture of plastic and wire is.

maybe yu dont no. but i do no we no.
am a Biafran Nigerian, ok.

i say, throw that thing away again.
you think sey na wit ordinary plastic dem dey use toast pololo

This is outrageously funny

Ok, make we leave Uncle Chuks alone. I think what he wanted to know what how to use some software and optimize the usage of his laptop.

Ok, Uncle Chuks, I am sure the gurus of this forum go help you out.

@CHUKWUTEM. if u say most people in ur village haven't seen a computer, quite understandable. but it don't make sense to generalise nigeria like that & start thinkin of urself as one of the lucky few. why on earth would u buy a laptop when u don't know its use? well, if it's a gift, ask whoever gave it to you what to do with it. otherwise, return it to him. just in case, why not bring out d manual & type everything inside d damn computer before returnin it?

I can't believe that this silly topic even got replies. . .

men u guys give this guy a break aba, fine its not as if the guy doesn't know what he can use his laptop for i guess what he wants is to know how he can be more productive with his laptop. lets all behave instead of refering to each oda village remember there are foreigners also on this forum laughing at our follies

oga lecturer, behave? wetin be bahave? lika sey you ma na em type, abi?
una tink sey plastic + wire fit catch good Agbani for you.
if na exam, you fail

are u living your life to please foreigners? it's high time people stopped creating posts on this forum just for the sake of doing so.

Take a break guy! How you sef go ask how to use lappy. Na wah for u o!

Play VCD/DVD

Play Games

Play Arcade games

Connect to the internet and browse

Download one or two things

Start reading tutorials and practicing live, if possible, go to a computer school where you see it done and return home to practise on your Lappy.

ya, best thing you can do with your laptop is to connect it to the internet and PORN all the way.