MadCow1:
On a flight back from Paris into Port Harcourt airport, as I arrive with my two suitcases, Omo one guy had over 20 suitcases all matching in color. All the Airport Porters just carry the guy suitcases form convoy dey commot.. Nobody stop am at all.. The Customs Oya just stand there like traffic warden dey pass the guy through both customs and NDLEA.. u say u travel Paris and u did say all dat hmm my friend u need probing

Then comes my turn;

Customs Woman: Welcome Sir, Can we see what's in your Luggage.

Me: No.

Customs: Why?

Me: If you didn't search that guy with 20 plus luggages that passed here, then you are not searching me.

Customs: **Bewildered look** Can I see your boarding pass.

*Hand it over*

Customs: Find us something dey go..



LOL..

Zehner:
what you do is open a pack of extension and stuff it up with as much as you can. That's the trick people use. Don't mind them. Mtsheeeeeeew