I realised I don't like the Company of men especially when it's too close, a very long time ago maybe cos of my womanising ways or cos of my distaste for gayism or whatever of the sort, since majority of my little friend circle are ladies and am kinda fun it's not uncommon that these friendships become the friends with benefit thingy even though they have their boyfriends oh, well I am not complaining as I prefer such arrangement sef to actually dating, something happened last night that made me add more realisations to the fact I know that women and men are bad people, and that is female hypocrisy, haba nyanriya, how could we be together doing that thing we do when nobody is looking (except God of course) , I was proving my manhood when suddenly her phone rang, this naughty girl insisted on picking it, lol and behold it was her bf, I slowed paced initially but picked up since she stupidly decided to pick the call at such a wrong time, I think the man at the other end must be a sharp guy and observed her uneasiness during the convo, and he got annoyed, she pushed me away without finishing (can you imagine) so as to quarrell properly with the man who was asking her uncomfortable questions and saying things he not sure of, I waited, still naked with hopes to resume duty when the ramblings are over, only for the girl to drop the call and shock me to my marrows, she sat down on the bed and said eddygourdo "why are you men so untrusting, why should my boyfriend even think to accuse me of cheating on him? Why do u men say things you aren't sure of? Why are Nigerian men bush men" I stared at myself and her to ensure we still naked and pinched myself to ensure it wasn't a dream, I thought to myself my response today will determine my future visa to the ponmo, i looked back at her and realised she truly wanted an answer, I gently stood up, looked her in the eyes like any decent man with good upbringing will do and I told her the gospel truth, " baby men are wicked, assuming, untrusting and primitive" afterwards I switched off the light, locked the door and increased the volume of the music from the theatre, GOD PUNISH INTEGRITY

You had to put this in family section.Take it to romance or sexuality.

God is watching both of you

wrong section!! !

thorpido:
You had to put this in family section.Take it to romance or sexuality.

it's sexually themed but it's talking about something else, excuse the vulgarity but I was passing my view with a sexual example, no vex u hear

I am laughing even though it's not funny but hope you already know that girl is your future wife's twin sister?

You cannot sow yam and harvest cassava oo Mbanu!

Kimoni:
I am laughing even though it's not funny but hope you already know that girl is your future wife's twin sister?

You cannot sow yam and harvest cassava oo Mbanu!

haaa
Nne mbakwa, how can, for what kwanu, she a nice girl oh, but to be so cold hearted even in the face of a crime, she must be a robot, good God, I don knack robot

Lol I love your kind of guy... Good but bad...

God help this generation

SUGARBEE:
Lol I love your kind of guy... Good but bad...

nice, this pretty lady has insulted and praised me in the same sentence, do I like or admire her, hmmmmm, both are good things, am goody-bad

Enoquin:
God help this generation

are u saying God saw me yester night

Eddygourdo:
are u saying God saw me yester night

Depends on if you believe in God or not. If you do, you know the answer to that

Enoquin:


Depends on if you believe in God or not. If you do, you know the answer to that

hmmmmm, anyway since I didn't die over night, GOD loves me and has faith in me,

Hahahahahaha. Bad sharp guy

Bet why do some ladies like answering call in the middle of the thing sef? It's very annoying

5minsmadness:
Bet why do some ladies like answering call in the middle of the thing sef? It's very annoying

Bro if she's on cloud nine and the thing dey enter the deepest part of her brain, she won't want to stop or bother about answering that call.

crackhaus:

Bro if she's on cloud nine and the thing dey enter the deepest part of her brain, she won't want to stop or bother about answering that call.

God bless you. Pls tell them ooo, esp this OP making mouth everywhere

Kimoni:


God bless you. Pls tell them ooo, esp this OP making mouth everywhere

jesus, imagine the challenge, babe your challenge is accepted (barney stinson's voice)

crackhaus:

Bro if she's on cloud nine and the thing dey enter the deepest part of her brain, she won't want to stop or bother about answering that call.

bros please send your soon to be ex gf to my house, just a night industrial attachment, let's see how awesome u look afterwards

I really laughed out loud.

Innocent girl. Why must he say what he's not sure of.

cococandy:
I really laughed out loud.

Innocent girl. Why must he say what he's not sure of.

you women fit kill person, anyway we all bad people

op should be a comedian.

Eddygourdo:
you women fit kill person, anyway we all bad people

Na una bad pass jare. We just learning

babygirlfl:
op should be a comedian.

if you see my stone face, you will change story dear, if I became a comedian I will need to point a gun at people to laugh at my jokes

cococandy:


Na una bad pass jare. We just learning

so u telling me a man has been dat callous to you before? People bad oh

Eddygourdo:
jesus, imagine the challenge, babe your challenge is accepted (barney stinson's voice)

you have not finished eating that small titus fish wey you catch, you dey find shark

Yeye bouy....

Kimoni:


you have not finished eating that small titus fish wey you catch, you dey find shark

Yeye bouy....

hahahaha hahaha, you have finished me oh, small Titus, bisola must hear this oh, jesus, your mouth bad oh

By the way, Kimoni, dat dp are u a fan or a wannabe

Eddygourdo:
By the way, Kimoni, dat dp are u a fan or a wannabe

Identify yourself - are you for us or against us?

Kimoni:


Identify yourself - are you for us or against us?

Wat did we play today, prove your allegiance