1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies,
"Sorry for yourself!" .
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and
she says, “Drop it on my head." .
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party. .
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone
every day.” . .
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she
replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” . .
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish
you. .
7) When you are watching television with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
. .
If when you tell her you are going to a friend's place and
she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with
you? . .
9) When she asks you if the food is enough, and you reply
no, and she says, come and eat her join. .
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear ween. .
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth
or paper. .
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will
not kill me''. .
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then
sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. .
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed
her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in
the house nkor? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?'' .
True or false

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