Is it ok to fart in the presence of your loved one and do ladies ever fart? gosh i have never in my whole life hear any lady fart,not as if i care to but i just observed that i have never heared any of them do the thing lol

well i don't think it is rightt to fart where ppl are but if i'm with my Lover and i fart we gon end up laughin about it cos it is someone u are close with except if yall ain't that close then yu might not dp dat and Yes ladies fart we are just tryna be a "lady" and thats y we don't fart in public cos its just wrong

cyprianjr:

gosh i have never in my whole life hear any lady fart,not as if i care to but i just observed that i have never heared any of them do the thing lol

You've never heard but they are the professionals
anyway, we know farting is a natural thing, everyone one does both guys and girls.
But it won't be a good idea to fart in front of anybody

@cyprianjr

its not courteous to fart in the public and even in private. it is better u excuse yourself away from that arena and go to a private place to ease your self. thats what i feel sha

dey r experts,dey'l do it n pretend as if nutin is being by dem.Tough d decent ones wnt do it in public even if dey'r experts.
Bt i tink a fart wit ur luvd one dat doesnt stink wld cause an uproar of laughter,

cyprianjr:

Is it ok to fart in the presence of your loved one and do ladies ever fart? [b]gosh i have never in my whole life hear any lady fart,[/b]not as if i care to but i just observed that i have never heared any of them do the thing lol

really? well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_{lost for words}, bdw, OF COURSE LADIES FART. _{at least I do}

ps> _{I fart to Kill}

ladies don't fart

just make sure you have a getaway plan, if you have to fart in public.

1. release in small controlled 'packets'.
2. While releasing, make sure you are talking in loud tones, just in case.
3. do not be the first one to react.
4. make sure you are not the fattest person around (most likely to be seen as the culprit).

ps - if na 'beans' based fart, nothing dey work oh - if the smell no identify you, the flies wey dive ya trouser go expose you. 

Hell NOoooo
I will not fart in front of a man, I would rather die
If there is a need for me to fart, I will run into restroom and do Vroom vroom sound
Especially it's not sexy when u're about to make love.

okwanuzo3:

ladies don't fart

says U

LOL
Heard this joke someplace that ladies don't fart as much as we guys do 'cos they don't shut up long enough to build up sufficient pressure!!

lauryn:

ps> _{I fart to Kill}

@lauryn
That's some form of terrorism y'know?(suicide bombing)

  Got a NO SMOKING sign on your door?

Bolarge:

LOL
Heard this joke someplace that ladies don't fart as much as we guys do 'because they don't shut up long enough to build up sufficient pressure!!

laugh my friggin lil behind off ,
not this lady

i never fart in public. i know some people who see farting as akin to breathing n it simply makes me mad when they do it and continue the conversation like it's normal. i was taught to go somewhere private to fart.

and of course ladies fart like everyone else, just not in anyone's presence.

ps: avoid farting in air-conditioned areas. the smell doesnt go away!

Hahahahahaha omot u wan kill me, fart in d air condition room is like being in grave yard. Never fart in public its bad, but my phylosophy is this if ur lover never fart in ur presence then he/she is as good as d devil because he/she has alot secret nt open to u.

if my girl luvs me , she'd even store up my fart in a spray cannister and use it on herbody

Yes ladies do fart but not in front of anyone's presence, doing in private.

Suggest your loved ones in opposite sex, be sure to avoid eating the food (such as beans, etc.) that cause fart before heading to bed for lovemaking!!!

moondust:

if my girl luvs me , she'd even store up my fart in a spray cannister and use it on herbody

imagine dat, u are joking, arent u?

Its a no no for me ooo

Well no comment on this topic for a reason.

gina34:

Well no comment on this topic for a reason.

Why now? Shame dey catch u?

The annoying thing is that it's only when fine chicks dey around that the heavy "Hiroshima-like" type dey catch me.
When d girl(s) don go finish (after much tribulation) ^{or I run enter toilet} the stupid thing go don disappear.

one of the things i enjoyed about my ex. we comfortably farted in the presence of each other like it was just normal breeze blowing. with your lover, there really should be nothing in it. if you both can look at each others nudity, then WTF is a mess?

IBB Fan:

we comfortably farted in the presence of each other like it was just normal breeze blowing.

One of the reasons there's still chaos in the Niger Delta.

Farting

_{Shakes head! na wah o!}

omg. bolarge, u crack me up wiv ur comment man!lmao,
but really, its shameful 4 a gyal to fart in frnt of a guy man! dats disgusting, gush.lol


The annoying thing is that it's only when fine chicks dey around that the heavy "Hiroshima-like" type dey catch me.
When d girl(s) don go finish (after much tribulation) ^{or I run enter toilet} the stupid thing go don disappear.
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@Bolarge
better leave the ND Republic out of this before i order my men to kidnap carpenters in ibadan.

Abeg,no vex.
One love.

i fart comfotably before my fiance and if it smell i have to apologies but in the public HELL NO

i know a girl who farted when we were 'doing the tin' (she's fat) , quite an experience cos at the heat of the moment i couldnt care what she did and neither did she. but then we both laughed over it later,

i was once the only lady in the midst of about five guys and when one of them told a particularly funny joke, i laughed so hard i fart out loud and clear. very embarassing!!!

me I dey take the smell fragrance the whole atmosphere when my babe dey close to me

I do farting competition with my babe. When ever I fart, she would try to 'revenge' and vise versa. You know, in the initial stages, we were behaving ourselves. I go use style comot go offload and make sure say no traces dey follow. But now, the louder and longer, the more points you get

I cannot forget one morning she was in the bedroom and I was coming in and in the passage, I percieved something like rotten egg or dead rat or, heaven knows. I told her I suspected a dead animal or that milk spilled on the rug. Sincerely, I never thought she farted. I was busy searching for the cause; she even came out and was pretending to help out.

It was after a furtile search that she told me she was the culprit. I almost fainted; I had to lock her up in the toilet for some time.

So my people, girls fart in mean ways and, there is no harm in farting in his/her presence if you have gotten very familiar and natural with each other.

One love.