hertz9te:
if you are not in church right now.......what's your best excuse?

youngwarlocks:
watever reason u have not to be in church this morning doesn't count anymore, just try to b there nxt time. Or beta still u can visit any place where there is evening fellowship or service today.

Remember, do not forget d gathering of the brethren.

I'M OUTIE

jaybee104:
simple question, well lemme ans it;
I didnt go to church cos in my church, they have like 5 offering sessions for different budgets, one of them is lets say cathedraticum they will say church will send it to Rome lol. OK, let's say they have a 1million naira Target, and we Jejely donate 1.2mill, d 200k wey suppose enter church acnt go grow leg.. and next Sunday, they will say acnt is dry, like to zero!! and these multi-offering is every week
I almost forgot, our church dey build church

#teamChatolica

JudgementHammer:

My excuse is that d op himself is posting this at a time he should be in church.

LadyBoss1:

Uve made it

naijathings:

Bro. I made up my mind to enter church anyhow I am.
I can enter the church wearing Gucci or Just white T-Shirt and shorts and slippers.
I enter there with ONLY GOD on my mind and I enter wearing whatever my hand reaches
because I am not going there to impress anyone or meet chics or look for business deals.
some people go to church and cant even put their kneels down or use their head to touch
the ground for a GOD they say they worship and adore, just because they are wearing
a new lace or expensive jeans or because THAT BABE is looking.
well, na everybody sabi how dem dey follow their spiritual life and relation with dem maker.

LadyBoss1:

Uve made it

ccharlex:

Na Warri Diocese u dey abi Lol @ our church dey build church

ladman:
It rained lions and tigers.

jorel1:
gathering of brethren could be gisting with ur pal, being with girls, having beer with friends in a bar, or could be your own interpretation..

Gurgle:
I want to go for the later service

Thanks for your thread because sometimes im too lazy to go. I don't like church men

islandmoon:
because religion is a scam, if Christianity is the only religion that is right, what happens to the Hindus, Islamist, traditionalist, Jews, Indians, Asians ??
that means people in over 4 continents are going to hell, Hell will be more fun.. then

and pastor oyedepo will go to heaven? huh?

ladyF:
Lemme read comments

exlink10:
my wife oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo






she said am not goin ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

totorimi:
I did not go because my body is my temple so my church is inside me.

ronald4lif:


Learn French then.

LadyBoss1:

No catholic church finish early ..

youngwarlocks:
watever reason u have not to be in church this morning doesn't count anymore, just try to b there nxt time. Or beta still u can visit any place where there is evening fellowship or service today.

Remember, do not forget d gathering of the brethren. HEBREWS 10:25

I'M OUTIE

menesheh:
What's the need of going to church to contribute my money to lazy people who suppose find something doing rather than rely on interpreting one book that is very easy to read and understand.


Also, tell me your reasons for not adhering to our local rituals.