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14 Signs That Shows That You Need To See A Doctor by Mykel4God(m): 2:07pm On Aug 23, 2015
(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you would see
what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are your role
model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you wan open
new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you wan read
text message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in mosque you put N50
in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing "Chop
my money" instead of "Mercies of the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not comment, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness examination...
Re: 14 Signs That Shows That You Need To See A Doctor by Nobody: 2:12pm On Aug 23, 2015
booooring
Re: 14 Signs That Shows That You Need To See A Doctor by Mykel4God(m): 2:22pm On Aug 23, 2015
FINgames:
booooring
Atleast,You wrote something

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