Back then i had a teacher nicknamed soldier ant, one day he was on duty, punishing late comer's, as it is a tradition in our school, late comer's are required to start running from d school gate but me and my friends didnt, this man was so furious he shouted "run to the gate and run to the comeback"

This happened wen I was writing my gce back den in ss2, I actually borrowed the girl's ruler and she was like, IT IS UR OWN (hun, downloun meaning: yes? answer me) GIVE IT TO ME TO MY RULER .....I no go lie u, I was nearly sent out

petux:
Lets have fun.......
Lets play this game. Drop the most terrible
English statement you've ever heard.
Mine is "Come and rode it again"
Kip the fun Rolling.

. Myn is 'kip the fun rolling. Fun resemble football 4 ur village

I can forget that day dat our english teacher was in class and one of my classmate came late to class and he didnt put on his socks so our teacher now ask him y he was nt putting on his socks den he said ''Aunty i buy socks ino contain me''

Stephansmily:
On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family.

ar u from ondo state

stop standing at the front of my back

My friend once said "did u just called me and told me?"

we were in a room watching film, suddenly a village champs among us saw an intresting part and for her to simply say please rewind that part instead she shouted ''abeg foward am go back''

In the village in bayelsa when I went home for Christmas an old man was passing a message to somebody on d phone and was shouting at the top of his voice he said "on the twenty-ten I ll come," meaning I ll come on the 30th. Laugh no gree me

mikron:
In the village in bayelsa when I went home for Christmas an old man was passing a message to somebody on d phone and was shouting at the top of his voice he said "on the twenty-ten I ll come," meaning I ll come on the 30th. Laugh no gree me

That means 2010!

all4naija:
That means 2010!

no bro, he meant 30th but he doesn't know how to say that instead he said 20-10

SEUNTOHBRUTAL:
ar u from ondo state

Nop

A teacher needed 4 boys to help carry out an assignment. So,he went into the class,and pointed at 4 boys, he said while pointing: you,you,you and you, BOTH of you all,pls follow me now..

stop drink, instead of soft drink

can't you see dat am wenting with my mum