The Lies Nigerian Men Tell To Woo Nigerian Girls


1. “I want to settle down with you”= “I desperately want to sleep with you”: Any man who uses this line on a first day he met a girl is a crook. He knows every Nigerian girl wants to settle down. Therefore, using that line is the easiest way to her underwear. How can a serious man want to settle down with lady he just met? You don’ know her story, her family background, her strengths, her weaknesses, her real character, if she has a sickness, etc. You only saw her beautiful boo.bs/butts and you already want to settle down on day-one? – Liar!

2. “Since I saw you, I couldn’t sleep. You look like take away” = “I have been having er.ection since I saw those thighs” : These type of men know that women love to be flattered. If he has not been sleeping, shouldn’t he be yawning?

3. “Come to my house tomorrow to take the money” = “ Olosho, come and chop money. Na me and you tomorrow”: They use this line on cheap needy girls who love money more than life. What happened to bank transfer if you want to give her money? Does she have to come to your house? Girl, if you are going there please take condoms along.

4. “I’ll introduce you to a friend of mine who’s looking for a wife” = “My colleague promised me N10k if I can deliver you to him”. Please a man who wants to marry a lady woo her. He doesn’t send servants to go and fetch her.

5. “I am sick, and didn’t go to work today. I’ve not even eaten because I can’t cook” = “Come and get laid” : Mtcheeeew! Most naija men know that ladies love to take care of a sick person to show love. So some creepy people use this trap to lure a girl and ‘nail’ her.

6. “I have an office in Lagos, Abuja, PH, and Kano” = “ I don’t have a job. I’m hustling” : You will hear this all the time from men who believe Nigerian ladies all want a ready-made man. Who asked you? Why advertise your businesses during a date? Are you looking for a customer or a lover?

7. “I will like to attend your church with you next Sunday” = “You dey form ‘church-girl’ for me, me too I be ‘church boy’ : They use this line to woo ladies who appear religious. The man probably has not been to church in the past 5 years except for weddings, and child dedication.

8. “I will call my friend who’s a PA to the President to see what he can do for you” = “I have connections ooo”! : Haba, why can’t you help her by yourself since you are powerful? Why call another man? SMH for some men.

9. “I want to give you a special treat in my house” = “Come and see my furniture and gadgets”: Most gullible ladies who fell for this either got ‘rap.ed’ or abused. I purposely used the word “Ra.pe” because most girls went to get the special treat but ended p getting laid either under pressure, influence of drugs or alcohol. If you want to give a lady a treat take her to a lavish vacation resort after you start dating.

10. “I bought you a new dress, come and test it to see if it’s your size” = “I want to see those things you’ve been hiding”: The so-called dress is usually tight like hell. They know you will have to remove your clothes to test the new ones. Be careful, he could be peeping through the key-hole, or there could be camera in the bathroom.

11. “Will you escort me to a wedding out-of-town tomorrow? Or “will you follow me to shop for furniture at Lagos?” = “You are being tough here, I need to take you out of town”: these type of men know that some girls like travel, site-seeing and will jump on the offer to go out of town. But the catch is you will end up sleeping in the same hotel room few days with him, and most likely cannot resist there.

12. "I traveled out of the country and just came back" = "I went to village and just returned". Usually real men who breeze in and out of the country hardly say "out-of-the country"..they wil simply say I traveled. You have to inquire further to know it was out of the country. They don't brag with with for security reasons.

Finally, any lady who leaves a man who has been genuinely caring for her (no matter the challenges and difficulties) and jump to another man using the above lines usually hit a dead-end in relationships. She will end up losing both men. Period!

Lol

straight facts.. some really got me laughing!

True talk

Desperate girls fall for desperate lies like these!

Ebiz12:
Desperate girls fall for desperate lies like these!

Hmmm! my sista, not only desperate girls. Even innocent girls do. Maybe you will say 'unsuspecting' girls. I don't think there's any girl at a dating age in Nigeria who has not encountered one or more of these lines before especially the "i want to settle with you". line..which girl no wan settle down? If that line comes on the 3rd date, I bet you 70% ladies will fall for it. the problem is that men in a bid to be smart pop it out on the first date.

Ebiz12:
Desperate girls fall for desperate lies like these!

Woged2005:


Hmmm! my sista, not only desperate girls. Even innocent girls do. Maybe you will say 'unsuspecting' girls. I don't think there's any girl at a dating age in Nigeria who has not encountered one or more of these lines before especially the "i want to settle with you". line..which girl no wan settle down? If that line comes on the 3rd date, I bet you 70% ladies will fall for it. the problem is that men in a bid to be smart pop it out on the first date.

You are also right

Woged2005:


Hmmm! my sista, not only desperate girls. Even innocent girls do. Maybe you will say 'unsuspecting' girls. I don't think there's any girl at a dating age in Nigeria who has not encountered one or more of these lines before especially the "i want to settle with you". line..which girl no wan settle down? If that line comes on the 3rd date, I bet you 70% ladies will fall for it. the problem is that men in a bid to be smart pop it out on the first date.

Na wa for you o. 70%? Like how dumb do you think naija women are really?

No.6

lilmax:
No.6

For real. this is the most popular line by brothers somewhere east of the Niger...

lolz

OP well done. This is the kind of advice parents need to start giving out to their daughters not the usual "face your studies and don't look at boys" nonsense.

Woged2005:


For real. this is the most popular line by brothers somewhere east of the Niger...

yeah baby,ayam an importer,transporter,transformer,exporter,reciever

lilmax:
yeah baby,ayam an importer,transporter,transformer,exporter,reciever

You did not add clearing and forwarder, downloader and uploader

Sexologist:


be like say dem Don come for u tire o...lol

Boys tried in those days. but person no be pikin again na..

Straight facts here!

Topic should be changed to : "12 lines bad boys use to get desperate Nigerian ladies"

...and they keep falling for the lies like a pack of cards.

The little nfa nl boys will be angry at you @Op for this

A married man with children used that 'i want to settle down with you' to deceive my friend. My friend almost fell for it if not that I noticed his moves and asked my friend what was going on and she told me everything. I had to tell her immediately that he's married with children. She was shocked. When I asked the man why he tried to deceive my friend, he said he wanted a fling with her and even if he was not married, she is not the kind of person he would have married. I felt bad. But thank God she didn't fall for the m.u.mu


Any man who uses that shit during your first date or early part of your dating, is obviously a player cos no man will propose marriage to a lady without having a full knowledge of who you are and if your character matches what he desires. We all know that requires time. Long period of dating and not at the early stage of dating.