Conversation between a teacher and his student at ajegunle community primary school

Teacher === who is sure of going to heaven?

Ben === I dnt know becos i drink a lot

d1kele === I like kelewa a lot

sweetliar ==== I lie a lot
Romade ==== I smoke a lot
Lolaabbey == am sure i will go to heaven

Teacher ===== lola why are u sure?

Lola === because my mother beats the hell out of me yesterday

Hahaha!! LOL & F!

Doz dhat mean I'll go to heaven?

lemme have all the money in your accounts first

ya mama still nid to beat u d way hell is beaten out of d cow from maiduguri to lagos

u try sha

y u self no dey hear word and u know mama na stammerer

romade:

y u self no dey hear word and u know mama na stammerer

Rofl!

romade:

ya mama still nid to beat u d way hell is beaten out of d cow from maiduguri to lagos

e be like say u don follow cow travel from maiduguri to lagos before

anyway, lola still needs some beatings, because some particles of hell are still in her system

studio43:

lemme have all the money in your accounts first

Monie wo? c ya mouth!

na u wan go heaven na , gimme all your money and properties home and abroad make i use dey sustain myself na, abi na bad thing i do

We go go togeda nau. . .sebi na mi an yu

i rebuke it!

Moyola:

We go go togeda nau. . .sebi na mi an yu

ofcourse i wan go heaven but nor be now ,
im too young to die , u can take spenchucks with you i nor mind

No, naa Studio43, na hin i wan make hin waka follo me

see as pple dey feaqr death

nobody wan die but dem wan go heaven,


moyo my visa to heaven is not ready for now , go alone before plane leave u go, na by force to go heaven?

A whole Moyola lyk me! fear? naaa!!

Na death dey fear me!

Studio,
I dun use ma influence. . . .yur visa don ready. . . .hurry jo!

studio43:

ofcourse i wan go heaven but nor be now ,
im too young to die , u can take spenchucks with you i nor mind

i have my ticket to heaven, but i will go when i finish my project here.

but studio should not bother to come, because he will create problems in heaven

thank God he's contented about staying in the world

your bedroom would be preferable, moyo  

Oya nau! we go do am enter Heaven!

errm, lol, do what

u mean that thing wey i dey like?

Yels nau! no waste tym jo!

dont blow my mind with your gracious offer

i don blow backyard english

una go follow go 2geda no matta d weather

not without my condom lol

Studio hurry d offer's still on!

i cant afford to miss that offer between your legs, its much more preferable than goin to heaven at this youngy age, JOKING

pervert

that u cant do without,
u little piece of shit

LOL@post

_{I don't know these underage can be this funny.}

studio nids deliverance ASAP