SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the
bank, common pen they won't have. These pple
are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u
may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Port Harcourt , once someone tells u "may I have ur
pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will
see that pen (except if u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know
the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at
your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell
u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they
cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell
am I was here b4 u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in,
they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he
asks them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've
completed there transactions while u still dey
there looking like mumu 4queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will
always av a problem with d bank door, then u see
them removing their belts, car keys, mobile
phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting
"pls go back" My bros next time come 2 bank
naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOLZ!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can
waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na JAMB questions, u c dem
canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking another
one. To write common 3780 Naira in words
na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario.......CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date,
even after telling them d correct date,they will
ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo.
Be sincere, which one do u belong?