chocolateme:
name every story they see for nairaland dem dey take serious. Anyway seeking foe attention dey sweet wella.
Abi I never reach to handle my relationship wey I dey flaunt amon nairaland or maybe I'm a learner.

I hear say Buhari Don finally appoint ministers

IamLEGEND1:


True talk,luv.

True talk...

i go start dey come for e-sunday school classes rvery week.

+ bad man go definitely dey more present now....make nobody snatch u from me.

(i am looking at u sarwvyagghorv)

make i no be like Nebuchadnezzar....

na until him craze finish

begin to dey chop grass before him eye open.



Where gu.rgle even dey sef.....
she don dey go incognito ni?

manlyprof:



Lol. na the later be d answer.
Can the OP come for lectures?

chocolateme:
lol

chocolateme:
lol

IamLEGEND1:


but no leave the guy hanging abeg...

no just sidown dey take in the attention and poems just like dat....

if u wan take ur r/ship to "WHATSAPP LEVEL"....den do am....if not,then abeg free the guy.u've obviously told him no,but maybe you need to type am in caps before he go undastand.

no just allow d guy make e dey spit lines for nothing.

manlyprof:

chocolateme:
I am here for lectures, pls shall we begin?

fajani:
I don't wanna force you but i plead.. I love your name, SUGERBEE SUGER + BEE. HOW THOU IS THE SWEETNESS

fajani:
but guy, What's your business with another man's business,don't you think you are also falling guys hand... If you want the girl why don't you run your show separately instead of being attaching yourself......

fajani:
but guy, What's your business with another man's business,don't you think you are also falling guys hand... If you want the girl why don't you run your show separately instead of being attaching yourself......

MrsPhyno:

Seriously lol the way u talk/write....... e be like someone wey dey go correct ajeboh school..... u sure say u na pastor pikin

Snatch? U think say na u hold me? Gerrara here mehnnnn If my memory serves me right you were trying to get rid of me before so hapu! No try to sweet talk me dis night!

U wan prove dat u also sabi bible abi Well done o.

U don find ur madam right........ Una kontinu, Jisie ike

ladyF:
Ask him na....Dont be assuming

loswhite:
Somebody says I love you and you want to still ask him...lol girls are just clowns

IamLEGEND1:


how i dey talk/type?

and how exactly is that?

coz me no dey see my M.O as ajebo'ish.

and me na confam pastor pikin na,daz why if i talk say me na ozban material..........just believe me....

and as a korect,loyal ozban...i no go just give up on my luv without putting up a fight.

#DazDaMeasureOfTrueLuv

and me i just sabi plenty bible stories.

#DazAll

na because of autocorrect wey i even manage spell the Nebuchadnezzar accurately.....

Morning luv ....

abi na afternoon/evening for una crib.

Cutehector:
Hmmmmm.. Suddenly all d nigerian babes are dating guys who lives outside d country but marryn guys who live in nigeria.

It is well

Pdizzle:
BUTCHCASSIDY you and these memes..

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Fo shizzle ma nizzle pdizzle in tha eazzle

chocolateme:
follow me tell them ooo.. small thing set Badagary for enter abroad.

MrsPhyno:

chaiiii i wan faint here

tank u sah

hope your night is going well...... how do you say that in igbo? nabania something abi

chocolateme:
I don't want to get ideas into my head because it will be unfair to a friend that looks out for me innocently. But I guess at the same time i'm not a dummy not to understand when something is taking another turn.
My guy lives outside the country coming in at least twice or thrice a year. He once told his best friend to take me out. Just to see me that's all. I don't usually have time or chance for outing so I see the guy once in almost two months. They are really very close friends, we three hang out a lot whenever he in the country so the guy is no stranger to me.
Long story short.
I once had an argument with my guy and we entered silence mode, he told his guy that I am not talking to him. That one called and we met and talked. Later on he started calling me incessantly which is weired, on one occasion he said 'I love you" I replied "thanks" now he calls me "mummy" he calls more than five times in a day.
I have stopped answering his calls but he won't stop.
Don't know how it will look like telling my guy about this. Unless u, my friends thinks I am overreacting.

NickD:


Mrs phyno come so I can teach u the language very well lolz