Now I love my sisters and I’ll do anything for them, and
they are one thing I’ll always thank God for, coz they
bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to
LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance . As a semi-badt
guy, guys have tricks and I’ll expose them here. Thank
me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the
phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do
to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to
become soft and speaks like he’s talking to his great
grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know
what I’m saying… abi?

2. Smile : A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy’s
eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies
into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A
smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after
you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and
Sokoto

3. Make you laugh : Like this post says, these are just
simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest
and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and
I’m telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen…) Guys believe
that once they can make you laugh, “it’s finished” as put
by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that’s what helped
Jesus with the women in his life… he never made them
laugh. I’m not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really
works.

4. Make you talk : A guy that knows ‘wasup’ will always
make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself.
Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and
how so ‘beautifully ungodly’ it is – and even what you
think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is
simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking
and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your
lips and if it’s really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly : A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort
of confidence. Ladies, am I right… that you NEVER get
turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his
molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like,
one… and… two… and… one… and… two… trust me, the
ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm… no need to talk about this. It’s
as simple as I told you it’d be. The worst part, even a
N1200 perfume can make a girl think, “Hmmm… just
maybe”

7. Dress cute : Whether wearing the most expensive or
the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the
clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the
guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! “It is
finished” again… Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin : O boy! I don’t know where to start from in
this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me
when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck,
why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling
them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish,
no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving
themselves. They be like, “wow… he’s SO competing with
me”

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls
off-balance. A guy’s voice sounds deep, mustn’t be
bass, and the ladies start doing “ten ten” in their minds.
Na wa o. Don’t they even know this voice thing comes
as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro… the
guy must be having ‘selection problem’.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to
your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what
I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes
about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the
RED word, ladies die once. It’s like something falls off
their brain and crashes into their “down there” causing
irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I
have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They’re
just better at hiding it! But still, that’s a good thing…
wouldn’t want my future virgin daughter come up to me
like, “Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so
scratching me, like this and like that… I just did it to get
it over with Dad.” Mehnnn… na faint!

HMMMM… the worst part, guys will still continue to
deceive you even after reading this. God help us!
Comments and bashing are welcome

K

Iranu

whareva

wiringdpt:
Iranu

lol, sorry bro

lol, see them boys be vexing

Exactly......Op take dis

Like seriously[color=#990000][/color]

wiringdpt:
Iranu

abasha

Eurelaz:


abasha

Thats what chics want U dumbass
Its not meant to decieve them its meant to attract them
same way they show off cleavage and pout and try to look cute and vulnerable
nigga which bush did U emerge from anyway

donholy28:
these things aren't for deceiving girls naw...op they're for wooing them

are you intending to marry em?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Thats what chics want U dumbass
Its not meant to decieve them its meant to attract them
same way they show off cleavage and pout and try to look cute and vulnerable
nigga which bush did U emerge from anyway

the same bush your father takes u to hunt bushmeat every weekend

Hmmmmm.... Open confession!!!

Limerick:
are you intending to marry em?

so u won't use these techniques on ur future wife?

donholy28:
so u won't use these techniques on ur future wife?

WTF!!! gerara here

Limerick:
the same bush your father takes u to hunt bushmeat every weekend

Im not surprised. I hope one of these weekends we dont shoot U by mistake sha

#watchyosix

BUTCHCASSIDY:

Im not surprised. I hope one of these weekends we dont shoot U by mistake sha
#watchyosix

Boy, you are derailing

Limerick:
Boy, you are derailing

Sue me

BUTCHCASSIDY:

Sue me

Nah... I'll let it pass... now run along

[size=30pt] y u come dey cast us here now. [/size]

A round of applause for u. U trained ur sisters to bring pains into guys life. Dats cool. Na u go mary them.

A round of applause for u. U trained ur sisters to bring pains into guys life. Dats cool. Na u go marry them.

Limerick though!





Dumb shît. First, nobody tried to räpe your ugly äss. Second, the tips are for wooing girls. Third, stfu!