Nneka decided to visit her mom,few days after her honeymoon..
Mom:ah!..Nneka,look at you,looking so sweet,but your face is saying something else,hope all is well?is it the honeymoon?.
Nneka:no!mama,the honeymoon was so fantastic,i didnt even want it to end self.
Mom:then talk,what is it?cos you are not looking too fine.did your husband do something?.
Nneka:no!mama,he didnt,he said something.
Mom:what did he say?is he impotent?does he have another child outside?
Nneka:no none of that!...he said those four words,i never wanted to hear immediately after our honeymoon.
Mom:Nneka tell me ooo,chineke mooo!!!.
Nneka:mama,i cried when he said them ooo...*breaks down in tears*
Mom: *follows suite,in tears*.what words Nne?.
Nneka:mama!..the words were,DUST,COOK,WASH and IRON...
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I know many will crucify me,but in most homes this is the case..those words are the most dreaded in homes..am out!.

Still waiting for Nneka

CEtoO:
Still waiting for Nneka

done.

So that's a biggie now? What's there to dread?
Mtchewww!

What's there to be scared of?

Is my duty not to make home sparkling clean and well organized except I want a maid who'll snatch hussy from me....