1."enter with ur change o,abeg #40 with change"says d cab-man/bus conductor.u entered and wen its time to pay,u bring out #1000note and wen d driver ask y didn't enter wit ur change after all his announcement;u use grammar to humble d unlettered man"oga wats ur probs,do i mint money,dats wat i ve,is dis one nt money,who r u to reject our currency,abeg give me change and spare me dis talk"u reply...tomorrow u lament,pray/curse ur lecturer,boss at work,politicians etc for being WICKED AND INCONSIDERATE.

2."bro/sis u should ve inform d driver dat u ve #1000note so dat he will look for change at d park"says a concern follow passenger and u reply:"my grandpa lived for 109yrs and d secret wasn't medication rather he was always minding his business"..after running ur mouth during ur outing u retire back home only to discover dat KARMA had forced ur neighbours to mind dia business atsuch nobody helped u in removing ur clothes while it was raining,along d line some fell to d ground and got stain,den again u open ur mouth to rain curses on ur neighbours for being INHUMANE..quite alarming.

3.u r a flirt yet u expect ur bf/gf to take u serious...u wan a caring,decent God fearing,romantic and rich person as ur date,yet u lack dis qualities,smh................

4.u laugh at gej for putting on sox while wearing native-wear yet u do put on sun-glass(es) in a cloudy/rainy weather.

5.u call pmb a tribal bigot for appointing more northerns,yet in ur office,work place,skul etc u give preferential treatment to dat speak dsam language with u..u nt only call dem "my brothers/sisters",u at times go beyond d confines of ur office to help dem out.

6."politicians r corrupt,all dey knw hw to do is steal our money"u keep saying,yet u are always gud at extorting from people,u take advantage of every opportunity u ve to milk people,and u conclude u were just being smart.

7.if i were to b d president,governor,minister etc i would do better,yet u cnt control ur family..no body respect/see anything gud in wat u do.

8.because u attend a (federal,state,private) university u look down on others who r in poly,college etc,yet u cnt address d public for 5mins about ur course.

9.mhen,this place,city,state,country is dirty,yet u throw away sachets,and other waste anyhow.

10.u r wicked,unkind,insolent and indolent.u misuse d little opportunity u ve,yet u pray for favor,for bigger/better jobs,and wen dey ain't forth coming u attribute it to d innocent woman in d village.

11.after reading someone's writeup and then u notice an error,instead of correctly d person politely,u start by using words like: ode,olodo,dullard etc

Moral lesson:
(1)stop acting like an hypocrite.
(2)b4 u run ur mouth,pray/curse anybody,think twice so that u dnt end up cursing urself indirectly.
(3)always remember dat no one is perfect...
(4)lets learn to b considerate,putting ourselves in other people's shoe b4 judging or saying anything.
(5)remember to do unto others as u would want dem do unto u.
(6)always remember KARMA.

Yu witness an accident scene, instead of helping the victims out yu are snapping and uploading......... Karma is yur last name.

We humans are quick to judge and accuse those around us, meanwhile we are the perpetrators of those acts we speak against..

#CHANGENAIJA

Sorry OP, your attempt at cracking small jokes in a serious topic was your greatest undoing....your intent is cool though...but would have expected you to hold a firm view of the subject matter and sieve out satirical stuffs which I consider to be largely extraneous to the course of this literary piece

I like it...