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You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Barselonia(m): 1:16pm On Aug 30, 2015
Imagine you wake one morning only to find the following imaginations come true. Which one will amaze you most?:
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1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre!
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2. NEPA bill is N30 per month!
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3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dam Patience!
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4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president!
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5. IBB contests for senator and won!
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6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria!
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7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of Abuja Central Mosque!
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8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of Kano motor Park!
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9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism!
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10. Nigeria becomes worldgreatest super power!
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Which one of the above will surprise

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Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Proffdada: 1:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
I'll go back to sleep
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Barselonia(m): 1:18pm On Aug 30, 2015
Proffdada:
I'll go back to sleep
still wake seeing it again
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by SUGARBEE(f): 1:20pm On Aug 30, 2015
Lol I'll ask to be pinched from the nightmare
I love Naija my country as it is..



[size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size]
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Nobody: 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
9. Shekau becomes minister of defence, fighting against terrorism grin grin grin


Joooooor oh!
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by libertyfather(m): 1:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
Dangote bawo? no fit happen lailaii!!
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Chestar5(f): 1:32pm On Aug 30, 2015
All of the above especially that dangote own as in ehn....IMPOSSIBILITYISATERM grin grin
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Behira(f): 1:37pm On Aug 30, 2015
None
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by derrick333(m): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2015
lagmostkuit:
9. Shekau becomes minister of defence, fighting against terrorism grin grin grin


Joooooor oh!
Sai buhari ,all of dem can hapen, shakau is d best persn to tackle terrorism with ease
Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 30, 2015
derrick333:

Sai buhari ,all of dem can hapen, shakau is d best persn to tackle terrorism with ease
[size=20pt]STFU[/size]

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Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by derrick333(m): 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
lagmostkuit:

[size=20pt]STFU[/size]
UDLPPWND

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