HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of
highway
when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye, It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and
drives on without a
second thought, Soon he sees another sign,
which
says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs
are
for real, Then
he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls
into
the drive, On
the side of the parking lot is a stone building
with
a small sign next
to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell, The
door
is answered by a
nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we
do
for you, my son?"
, He answers, "I saw your signs along the
highway,
and was interested
in
possibly doing business.", "Very well my son.
Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is
soon
quite
disoriented, The nun stops at a closed door and
tells the man,
"Please knock on this door",

He does as he is told and another nun in a long
habit, holding a tin
cup answers the door, This nun instructs,
"Please
place $100 in the
cup then go through the large wooden door at the
end
of this
hallway",

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in
the
second nun's
cup, He trots eagerly down the hall and slips
through the door,
pulling
it shut
behind him, As the door locks behind him, he
finds himself back in
the
parking
lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Feel good,
o boy, dis one wey u talk so, he bi like say na u di thing been affect oh!

nice one!

men !!!!! shakes head

una no go kill person abeg

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
it serves him right indeed.

I won't leave the premise without a good fight except they return my money.
It is a new method of cheating.

Kai, cool stuff, LMAO The Pope must hear this

really nice,it serve him right,hope you are not the one?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Poster Nice one. . . But if na me, i go gbege those sisters ooo.
That na set up naaa pure Scam.

Bravo!!!, good one there.

Though, that's pure scam, and a scam is a scam no matter the garb it's been dressed.

omo meeeeeen those nuns soji pass the greatest yahoo boy ever.thumbs up 4 u,LMAO

laffing my butt offf

that was good

*lafter*

The nuns shld be screwed

for lyfe

serves u right cos i know u must be the man.

afribabe u talkn to me

if am da one hmmmmm i'll screw u bad bad

it wasnt cheating

dason4life:

I won't leave the premise without a good fight except they return my money.
It is a new method of cheating.

nor scam

ilugunboy:

Bravo!!!, good one there.

Though, that's pure scam, and a scam is a scam no matter the garb it's been dressed.

he was just screwed, after all we all visit the the prostitute to b screwd

. . .too old for LMAO

EFCC Where thou at? Refund or Else What happen in 1977 will repeat it's self

lol

I believe those nuns were Nigerian nuns.

typical Nigerians LMAO

@Post
One of the best jokes everrrrr

kai,

modern 419.

if na me i no go gree o. i go show them lagos bobo for real.

its cool bro, keep it up

Hi Nairalanders,
please does anyone know about airline vacancies.thanks

sushiluv:

Hi Nairalanders,
please does anyone know about airline vacancies.thanks

Can see you are quiet new, please read the rules properly before you start posting. This is a wrong board to put this.

Can the admin please move this to the "job" section?.

Yeah back to our topic.

Me, i can't screw nuns because most of them are always looking haggard

i will say u said so