LADYARIK:





Yessssssssssssss

Then we have something in coomon. Guess what that is?

Quincyolarks:
Okay, I guess you are right. Good evening and how was your day?

My day was good, urs?

MISSCONGENIALITY:

My day was good, urs?

My day was good also. Do you use the pm feature on here?? Kindly show a novice how it works if you do.

Quincyolarks:
My day was good also. Do you use the pm feature on here?? Kindly show a novice how it works if you do.

I don't really know.

stagger:
Mine was different. It was xmas time and we were all in the village, parents and all. My room in our family house is close to my parent's bedroom. One particular night my wife and I were really at it. She was riding me in all manner of ways and we were really making lots of animal noise. The orgasm was so hard that she just fell on top of me and we slept off in that position stark naked.

Only for me to wake in the morning and stepped out to greet my parents "good morning" as is the custom and my father said: "brother, next time you and your wife should go easy. Your noises did not let us sleep..."

I was highly embarrassed as me and my dad never talked sex matters at all; it was some taboo topic in our house.

How awkward

thelish:

BP from mere watching a little porn? That man funny ooo. Rip sir.

Hmmm....an old man that migrated to lagos from the east ,its alright,may be you don know what the ibos call"aru". ?*abomination

RedBenson:


Then we have something in coomon. Guess what that is?

Dnt boda
I'm

Ayatullah:


Instead of you burying your head in shame you are still talking.

Fix a date and a venue for a meeting if you think I cannot talk when I see your pig head.......then you will realize the stuff Ayatollahs are made of even though you may look like Hulk PIG Hogan.

Son of a dog wie u dey? You knw wan talk again. Holy dog dat doesn't have errors. Come make we dey talk. U feel you go come my page and make me feel dirty. Lyk I told u earlier am nt embarrassed and daz y I feel free to share it for all to catch fun. Would u do it? Slow poison! Go fvck ur Mum if u dey vex!

Ayatullah:


Instead of you burying your head in shame you are still talking.

Fix a date and a venue for a meeting if you think I cannot talk when I see your pig head.......then you will realize the stuff Ayatollahs are made of even though you may look like Hulk PIG Hogan.

Son of a dog wie u dey? You knw wan talk again. Holy dog dat doesn't have errors. U feel you go come my page and make me feel dirty. Lyk I told u earlier am nt embarrassed and daz y I feel free to share it for all to catch fun. Would u do it? Slow poison! Go fvck ur Mum if u dey vex!

Ayatullah:


Instead of you burying your head in shame you are still talking.

Fix a date and a venue for a meeting if you think I cannot talk when I see your pig head.......then you will realize the stuff Ayatollahs are made of even though you may look like Hulk PIG Hogan.

You your papa n mama lost chain in your unruly home and you are dirtier than a pig informing the public. Shame on you
all.
Mad bingo

MOORCHMOORE:


Son of a dog wie u dey? You knw wan talk again. Holy dog dat doesn't have errors. Come make we dey talk. U feel you go come my page and make me feel dirty. Lyk I told u earlier am nt embarrassed and daz y I feel free to share it for all to catch fun. Would u do it? Slow poison! Go fvck ur Mum if u dey vex!

Bros u get time ooo. Abeg go knack madam some more, before naija angels distract u. lol

MISSNORA:
no jor

OK are u on WhatsApp let's chat?

Two of you na wa .
One na he-goat the other one na she goat hence u can't control your urge by not locking your door

@ Op, how would you have felt if it was one of your children (assuming they are grown ups) that MISTAKENLY entered unto you?
Always cultivate the habit of
1. locking your door
2. Switching off the light
3. Not being completely unclad

Afterall you are not recording or acting.....

MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal..... Lol I can imagine the look on the wifes face... Surely not funny! Like my friend said below, Ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get the certificate

chae chinake I like your respond ,he get the certificate

Ahmadgani:
the wound does not take alot of time to heal. Minimum of 40 days maximum of 70 days. But it takes sometimes for the honey pot to get tight

. that's OK

MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

lol real umuanumanu u guys were so hot that u forgot to lock d door, she could have knocked n waited for a response as well.

Chooooooooiiiii loooooooooooooolz

Nuella222:
btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate

were they not aniimals? They were on heat and had to discharge, moreover the mum is a wattsup woman,she had to summarize what she saw,next time OP, no matter how busy the house is always protect the privacy of your wife.

MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

LMAO... "Umu anumanu."
Nice one.


Lessons learned:
Due dilligence!

Always check your parachute
and strap it on properly before
jumping off the light aircraft.