Tyty You mess, pastor confess.

Clem Ur hairstyle always dey remind me of sahara desert.

Sylve Ur face like las two years

Studio Thx for joining, you suppose put pishure make dem no start think say na EFCC u dey fear

Romade With your tear tear shirt like ashewo pillow case.

Benjamin With your scatter scatter teeth like roasted corn when them take set rabbit trap.

Dani With ur scatter scatter teeth like Mafoluku Railway

CrazyKid You say you be pastor, you wan lead prayer you say "Everybody close your head and bow your eyes

gabrywyl Teacher say make u name country outside Africa, U say "Abroad". Teesha that no be country, try again, U say "Away"

arramyjay I hear say na garri water and egusi soup dem dey put for your junior broda feeding bottro (bottle)

SholaBanke You wowo sotey, mosquito bite you catch malaria

Lolabbey you waw waw sotay admin no gree make u add pishure

Y-HU§TL£R Make a sentence with pink, green & yellow: As I was at home, the phone ring "green", I "pinked" it up & said "yellow" can i help you.

LuC!A dis ur pishure wey resemble mamiwata so.

sexyLeamon wit ur fake picture like 419 passport

spenchuks Because of groundnut you follow rat enter hole.

blissieng I mess, my own sound "kpro", you you mess your own start to sound "papakipa, papakipa buguru tuo tuo!

KeleVra I mess, 3 pawpaw burst


hehehe. . . http://twitter.com/NaijaWording

;d

3 whole paw paw burst

4 pockor

lol i no fit shout

I no fit ssou!

i still dey find the jokes

whyyyyy nw

This is one typical case where I'd reserver my comment!!!

Dk - Watch ya back o! I just dey warn, make e for no loss

God deliver me from those who are watching my skull but i no gree notice

jmkbond:

whyyyyy nw

cuz i never see wetin go make me even smile talkless of laugh for this stale jokes wey my brother post for here

if to say u get hand shebi u for post ur own

abi

talking horse

studio43:

talking horse

Did they hit you below the belt? Ouch! that musta hurt,

Next time, chew ur words b4 bring 'em forth.

yes they hit me below the belt and i need your miraclelous touches down there to get rid of the pain

If the pain is to be fatal, then I suggest you start making arrangement.

Studio, that's something i'd expect u to say. Im a new man so i shall reserve my comment

nice one

dikele comot for road make i dey see better person jare,

erm lol, ble ble arrangement on what?




newbie on the prawl

hmmmmm

lol studio is on heat

heat? Na animals dey dey heat o! Or u really mean he is an animal, a ferocious praying mantis perhaps.

I know it that my teeth is better than suspected by dickele

cheii na teeth be dis abi shovel

it depends on your type of eyes

so what can u see?

it take one to know one

that's your best ingrish

@poster

i agree to all, but me ? mess?

we all know gabry to be chief messer here nw

modify o

He threw a coin to cast a lot btween you and gabby but you won

pls, bear it.

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